PHOTOS Paris Hilton is the new sponsor for the SuperMartXé VIP motorcycle racing team

You’d think as a celebrity blogger I’d get tired of pictures of things between Paris Hilton’s legs, but the range of objects (and people) are so diverse I keep coming back for more!

The hot and throbbing thigh sandwich du jour this time around is a pink, white and baby blue motorcycle! The life-sized Barbie bike is from Paris Hilton’s new SuperMartXé VIP MotoGP racing team that will feature Sergio Gadea and Maverick Vinales riding Paris Hilton in the 125GP series.

Paris is the second celebrity diva socialite to try her hand at racing after Kim Kardashian got Tommy Baldwin Racing’s Mike Bliss to drive a car sponsored by her perfume. I assume we can expect Lindsay Lohan to throw her hat in the racing ring next? Do they race Volkswagen bugs anywhere?

All joking aside, more power to Paris Hilton! Say what we will about her public image, that woman has created an empire entirely out of a sex tape and a wonky-eyed permahorny look. And speaking of wonky-eyed, Hilton had a couple unfortunate flare-ups of her orbular malady:

^ Photo: Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images But, her eyes weren’t the only thing wonky!

Unlike a motorcycle Paris does have a trunk and it was looking a bit junky in her racing outfit:

Let me be the first to confess that there were a good number of photos in which Paris was lookin’ mighty hot as Speed Racer Barbie, even if she was on her cycle! I confess my imagination ran off for a moment into a daydream involving Paris, a motorcycle and night vision!

^ Photo: Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images

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UPDATE – More photos from the press event as well as the launch party, also attended by Paris Hilton!

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^ Photo: OG/SevenPix/starmaxinc.com via Newscom

^ Photo: Juan Naharro Gimenez/Getty Images

^ Photo: Juan Naharro Gimenez/Getty Images