PHOTOS 2009 Emmy Awards red carpet KIM KARDASHIAN and KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN

Aside from perhaps Here Comes Honey Boo Boo there are few shows on television that can keep up with Keeping Up With the Kardashians when it comes to a complete lack of embarrassment about sharing bodily functions and making not-so-subtle sexual references. KUWTK Season 9 appears to be no exception as last night’s episode featured Kim Kardashian lactating “like a water fountain” after talking about squirting herself in the face with hand sanitizer — with sister Khloe commenting on the latter, “Aren’t you used to that? When Kanye …”