Now Americans can assault their livers with fat AND alcohol 24/7 at Burger King with South Beach’s Whopper Bar!

ByStarcasm Staff

Although beer and burgers are an American pairing fit for the most steadfast patriot, the very first Whopper Bar was actually opened in the U.K. It did so well there that Burger King, (Who has their own cologne, btw) is looking to expand to Miami’s party-loving South Beach. Die-hard partiers who who just can’t stop can drink American beer and eat Whoppers and fries around the clock. (via CNN Money)

Their livers, hearts, arteries, and waistlines will be white flags in surrender to the mighty King. Take that Mickey D’s!

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