LINKS Gene Wilder’s Wonka Genius, Rich People Protest, Larry The Cable Guy’s Apocalypse…

DLISTED – Will Smith would have been best as Genie in an Aladdin movie twenty years ago, but better late than never I guess REALITY TEA – Kathryn Dennis thinks she has more southern charm than her producers are willing to air JEZEBEL – If you were a well-to-do woman in the 19th century, what…

DLISTED – Is Leonardo DiCaprio about to join the ranks of 2018’s unexpectedly engaged by proposing to his 21-year-old girlfriend? CELEBITCHY – Numerous reports claim that Ben Affleck “had been drinking alone for days” and “knew he needed help” before going to rehab last week, and that he and Jennifer Garner have started family counseling…

LAINEY GOSSIP – She made the announcement out of nowhere, then quickly tried to play it down — but is Nicki Minaj retired for real, or is she just planning a short (pregnancy) break? Nicki claims she’s going to be “talking about everything” on Queen Radio, so we probably don’t have too long to wait…

VOX – Ambassador Gordon Sondland’s testimony at Wednesday’s impeachment hearing couldn’t have gone much worse for Donald Trump. Sondland’s opening statement confirmed a quid pro quo; after that, the testimony offered plenty of meme-able moments, some of which made excellent use of the Curb theme music DLISTED – Joker made a billion dollars; of course…

CELEBITCHY – Somehow, the pics of Dane Cook and Dane Cook’s very young girlfriend kissing are way less disturbing than the candids with the two of them posing side-by-side. Being able to see both of their faces makes them look like a 45-year-old father and his 19-year-old daughter enjoying one last family vacation before she…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – The show’s most controversial cast member has decided he’s done: Thomas Ravenel quit Southern Charm via Twitter last night, saying he’s “got too much to lose” as the police investigation into his sexual assault allegations continues THE BLEMISH – Aretha Franklin, who reportedly has cancer, is said to be receiving…