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Every 2019 Oscars look

JEZEBELHere’s every 2019 Oscars look, from Billy Porter going neo-Neo-from-the-Matrix to Linda Cardellini’s show-stopper to Charlize Theron’s “dark nun” and all the rest of them. Literally, it’s every single celeb who appeared during the ceremony and a few who didn’t

CELEBITCHYSpike Lee’s reaction when Green Book was announced as the Best Picture winner sums up everything you need to know about Green Book

DLISTEDIn happier news, Olivia Coleman was the upset winner for Best Actress for The Favourite, and her charmingly befuddled off-the-cuff speech will hopefully go down as this year’s Oscars highlight

LAINEY GOSSIPBack to less happy news: Despite being the favorite in the Best Actress category heading into the ceremony and dressing like a golden Oscars statue, Glenn Close was denied the actual award. It was Close’s fourth Best Actress nomination and seventh Academy Award nomination overall; she’s still not won either

VOXI didn’t notice the necklace Lady Gaga wore during her performance of “Shallow” alongside Bradley Cooper, but apparently it’s anchored by a 141-year-old, 128.54-carat yellow diamond worth $30 million and made iconic by Audrey Hepburn during a photo shoot for Breakfast at Tiffany’s. This is what’s referred to as a “Hollywood rabbit’s foot”

THE BLASTRami Malek fell off the stage after concluding his speech following his Best Actor win for Bohemian Rhapsody

THE BLEMISHFinally, in 2020 Oscars news, the 2019 ceremony was the launch of the official trailer for The Irishman. It’s a mafia movie featuring a dream orgy of fading mafia movie superheroes: The Irishman stars Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Joe Pesci, and Harvey Keitel, and it was directed by Martin Scorsese. I feel like this will be the movie equivalent of the 2004 Lakers, but I’m happy to be wrong!

REALITY TEAIn non-Oscars news, Real Housewives of Orange County star Gina Kirschenheiter has been officially charged with a DUI for her February 15th arrest

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPThe Bachelorette would have been a step down for Khloe anyway

(Photo credit: Every 2019 Oscars look via Jenny Oetzell /

John Sharp is Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail or Twitter @john_starcasm.

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