VOX – The Us reviews are coming in and they’re basically all glowing. Like this one: “Rife with symbols and encroaching apocalyptic dread, Us is a big, ambitious fable about how a society develops willful amnesia, then tears itself to pieces”
CELEBITCHY – On the other end of the spectrum, the first posters and teaser trailer for Once Upon A Time In Hollywood are also here, and they are hot garbage and a hot mess, respectively
LAINEY GOSSIP – In further trailer news, Stranger Things 3 comes out on July 4th and the first proper trailer has arrived. Does anyone else think it’s a bit weird that no one refers to the show as “the third season of Stranger Things“?
REALITY TEA – RHOA superstar NeNe Leakes says she is in no way separating from her husband Gregg, and even appears to have gained some perspective on their situation over the last few months
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – “Big Brother 19 Couple Jessica Graf & Cody Nickson Welcome Their Baby Girl a Month Early: See the First Photos!”
DLISTED – Jenny McCarthy had some interesting things to say about her brief time on The View for the author of a brand-new, tea-spilling BTS book about the show. The takeaway here: Come for the Barbara Walters gossip; stay for the tampon anecdote
JEZEBEL – I can’t tell if the drama on Terrace House is the sleepiest in all of reality TV or if the show is secretly exactly like every other reality show, but with a lower volume
THE BLEMISH – Growing is a return to form for Amy Schumer’s stand-up after the dreadful Leather Special
(Photo credits: Us reviews via Universal Pictures)
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