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Kate Gosselin Keeps New Hairstyle After ‘The View’ Makeover

ByStarcasm Staff
Kate Gosselin sports her new hair leaving 'The View'
Kate Gosselin sports her new hair leaving 'The View'

Kate Gosselin returned to her New York City hotel after taping her second episode of The View still wearing the new, softer-looking hairstyle. You can thank the team of stylists at the The View for curling and taming her infamous reverse mullet. KG’s bodyguard and alleged lover (according to Jon Gosselin), Steve Neild, accompanied her and helped carry her wardrobe.

Kate still doesn’t look too happy, but the new hair and makeup job complements her face nicely, sad or not. She looks less harsh, but her eyes say she’s still ready to bite off the balls or freeze the ovaries of anybody who looks at her wrong. What she won’t do, however, is call Jon Gosselin a doucheface on television, even though she deserves it. She’s had better PR coaching than Jon.

~ Carrie Glass

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