Gary Shirley feuds with Farrah Abraham over penis and paternity, plus baby shower photos
Farrah Abraham made her memorable return to Teen Mom OG last night, and as she was stirring up drama with show producers on camera, off camera she was live tweeting and stirring up some SERIOUS drama with co-star Gary Shirley!
In case you missed the episode, there was a scene in which Amber Portwood was contacted by Gary (or “Gary the Hairy Fairy” as he is labeled on her phone) and Amber revealed that Gary had been texting her and saying inappropriate things such as “Do you miss my penis?”
* For no reason at all, we spent actual, real time working in Photoshop to create and tweet this during the episode:
In case you were wondering what @ItsGaryTime texting @AmberLPortwood looks like… #GaryTheHairyFairy #TeenMomOG pic.twitter.com/a93vnHwDaS
— Starcasm (@starcasm) April 21, 2015
OK, back to Gary and Farrah… (Oh man, if they dated we could call them Garrah!)
Farrah responded to Amber’s scene by seemingly referencing Gary’s weight and also openly wondering if his girlfriend Kristina’s baby is even his. No, seriously:
#LMAO @ItsGaryTime can you even see your penis anymore Is That Really Your baby #TeenMomOG @mtv #GaryTheHairyFairy @AmberLPortwood
— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) April 21, 2015
Amber got a kick out of Farrah’s response:
Omg farrah lol the gauntlet is thrown haha@F1abraham @ItsGaryTime @MTV
— Amber Portwood (@AmberLPortwood) April 21, 2015
Gary first responded to Farrah, Amber, and another Twitter user accusing Farrah of “making fun of someone’s weight” with a bit of tolerance:
@Christa_73 @F1abraham @MTV @AmberLPortwood makes you feel better go ahead make your comments! I know you get judged 24/7 so I'm ok!
— Gary Shirley (@ItsGaryTime) April 21, 2015
His next response was a little less empathetic:
Dear @F1abraham yes I can see it! Just as well as everyone can see your money maker!
— Gary Shirley (@ItsGaryTime) April 21, 2015
Gary then retweeted some rather unsavory comments about Farrah, one of which referred to her as a dirty gardening tool and another described her “money maker” as looking “like it’s melting.”
Gary and Farrah are no strangers to Teen Mom live tweeting feuds. You might recall the two had an epic bitter Twitter battle during a season finale back in 2012 in which Gary wrote at one point, “Seriously Farrah. I don’t care 4 u 1 bit. Ur cry face sucks & so does your cookies. Unless you change your gonna die lonely.”
On a slightly more positive note, All the Teen Moms recently shared a couple of photos on Facebook from the baby shower for Gary Shirley’s girlfriend Kristina!
As you can tell from the amount of pink presents, Kristina is expecting a little girl. Gary announced Leah was having a little sister back in January. On a personal note, all those baby presents look great, but what I really want is that Volkswagen van license plate wall art piece!
Kristina is due in one week and Gary shared this photo on Twitter just after being a good dad-to-be by giving her a foot massage:
Just finished rubbing this woman's feet! Poor thing! Love her. Can't wait! 1 more week! pic.twitter.com/wiCNERsgTF
— Gary Shirley (@ItsGaryTime) April 21, 2015
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if there’s one thing Gary knows, it’s comfortable furniture! 😉
And speaking of Gary and Kristina’s baby, Farrah also tweeted congratulations to Gary and Kristina as well as Maci Bookout, Taylor McKinney, Catelynn Lowell, and Tyler Baltierra:
1-2-3 Babies!!! coming soon #TeenMomOG @mtv @Macibookout08 @ItsGaryTime @CatelynnLowell #Congrats
— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) April 21, 2015
Be sure to tune in to Teen Mom OG (and Twitter) next week as things REALLY heat up when MTV producers reveal to the other cast members that Farrah is back. Then stay tuned for a potential Teen Mompacalypse as Farrah, Maci, Catelynn and Amber all get together on the after show!
