Charlie Sheen is mad and he’s not afraid who hears it! In his typical fashion, the actor went on a poetic, rambling rant last night about child protection services and ex-wife Brooke Mueller.
Calling L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services officials “inept and retarded,” Charlie said the department is more interested in its “abhorrent d**k dance” than protecting his twin sons, Max and Bob.
“Instead they are swayed by the evil and pathetic über loser wh**e that calls herself Brooke,” Charlie said of his ex-wife, who is reportedly on track to regain custody of her children if she manages to stay sober.
Charlie warned that, if this happens, “there will be a reckoning” and “there will be a whirlwind.” He also shared a picture of him dressed up as an “inept” child services officer.
The enraged father then called TMZ Live to rant more against child services — and claimed his sons are in serious danger. He explained that his sons have night terrors whenever they return from Brooke’s home, which is supposedly filled with pet lizards, various insects and other critters.
Charlie also accused Brooke of neglect, saying Bob suffered a rash that “looked like somebody burned him” after a recent visit with their mother.
“She’s as awful a parent and a person as you can possibly draw up,” Charlie said.
Meanwhile, Denise Richards, the mother of Charlie’s two other young children, continues to look like a saint by serving as the temporary guardian of Brooke’s twin sons.