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CELEBRITY PROJECT FUNWAY Project Runway Episode Two ‘Pregnancy Chic’

Celebrity Project Funway is an exclusive feature of starcasm.net that I hope to be able to update weekly. Basically I take the winning and losing design for the week’s episode of Project Runway (plus one “bonus” design of my choosing) and “fit” them on a celebrity. I’ll offer up a little explanation for my choices…

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Top Ten Comic Book Titles to Launder Drug Money With

Police in Denver seized comic books worth at least $500,000 while arresting two brothers suspected of running a multi-million-dollar methamphetamine distribution ring. The Colorado Attorney General John Struthers says, “It was their intent to launder money, and their choice was collector comic books.” Don Quick, the district attorney for Adams County revealed some of the…

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PHOTOS The World of Poodle Grooming, pictures by Ren Netherland

Here is a gallery of real life 3-d poodle doodles, winners of “creative grooming” shows from around the country where pet groomers are given two hours to transform canines into…well, just about anything. Photographer Ren Netherland, 48, travels the countryside in a bus/portable photography studio capturing these living works of art. (No word if he…

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CELEBRITY PROJECT FUNWAY! Silly take on Project Runway Season 6 Episode 1

Celebrity Project Funway is an exclusive feature of starcasm.net that I hope to be able to update weekly. Basically I take the winning and losing design for the week’s episode of Project Runway (plus one “bonus” design of my choosing) and “fit” them on a celebrity. I’ll offer up a little explanation for my choices…

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Victoria Beckham Is Now Sticktoria Beckham – Boston American Idol Tryouts

Here are some photos of Sticktoria Beckham showing up at the second day of American Idol auditions in Boston, Massachusetts on August 14, 2009. It seems like just yesterday I was posting a photo of Megan Fox showcasing her accomplishing the rare feat of pulling off the “super skinny” look. On the other side of…

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NFL Michael Vick Eagles Signing Shocks Fans VIDEO

Michael Vick has signed a two year deal with the Philadelphia Eagles, a shocking move considering the Eagles were one of 26 teams claiming to have no interest in the former first round draft pick. My how things change when your backup quarterback gets hurt! Eagles backup QB Kevin Kolb strained a knee ligament earlier…

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Cameron Douglas Has Girlfriend Kelly Sott Smuggle Him Drugs…In A Toothbrush

The world’s worst Douglas is in trouble again. Michael’s son Cameron Douglas is currently hanging out at his step-mother Catherine Zeta Jones’ New York home after being placed under house arrest for dealing methamphetamine. Not one to be let a little something like “house arrest” to get between him and those yummy yummy drugs, Cameron…

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Bob Dylan To Record A Christmas Album! EXCLUSIVE Cover Art And Track Listing!

As reported by Isis and Bully! Pulpit, Bob Dylan is currently working on a Christmas album and I am happy to announce starcasm.net has the first sneak peek at the cover art AND the track listing! From the looks of it, the release will be two CDs and feature 20 Christmerrific holidylan tunes! (Click the…

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Arresting Henry Louis Gates Jr. Not The First Time James Crowley “Acted Stupidly”

Starcasm investigative reporters have turned up striking evidence that Sergeant James Crowley’s arrest of Harvard University Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. was just the latest in a string of similar “house arrests.” Here are two images of a young officer Crowley acting stupidly, though one of the two occurrences actually earned him a promotion –…

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Duck Tape’s 2009 Duct Tape Stuck at Prom Scholarship Top Ten Finalists plus Starcasm Favorites

Teens across the nation have given up literally hundreds of hours of precious study time to vie for the world’s most fashionable scholarship: Duck Tape’s Duct Tape Stuck at Prom competition! It turns out that Duck tape comes in a vast array of fancy colors, from fuchsia to camo, and is an extremely versatile garment…

Billy Joel And Katie Lee Joel To Divorce (With A Graph!)
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Billy Joel And Katie Lee Joel To Divorce (With A Graph!)

Singer Billy Joel and singer Billy Joel’s wife are getting a divorce, according to an official statement issued by the couple’s rep. The couple married in 2004 when the Piano Man was 55 and his bride Katie Lee was a youthful 22. Mrs. Joel is now 27, which is only a few years older than…