Kim Anami lifts weights with her vagina, and she would like to talk to you about that. Which is why she’s about to embark on the European leg of her “Vaginal Kung Fu” world tour. But What is Vaginal Kung Fu? And is it real?
Well, Anami, a life and sex coach, counts the ability to shoot ping pong balls from her vagina among her many vagina-based skills, and claims that the ability to do so is “every woman’s God-given right.” Another thing that’s every woman’s God-given right: using the vagina to open beer bottles.
For the past few months, Kim has been on tour in other parts of the world, where she lifts objects local to each area–she’s sort of an organic farmer’s market of vaginal self-empowerment. In Bali, Kim lifted “coconuts, an array of tropical fruit, and a seashell.” In Los Angeles, it was a surfboard, plus donuts, and cold-pressed juices.
Kim’s looking for new things to lift, and new places to lift them. You can help, if you’re on Instagram–simply share a photo of the item you’d like to see Kim use her vagina to lift, and use the hashtag #thingsiliftwithmyvagina. Barcelona and Venice are her first two destinations; you can get in on the contest through May 25th.
If your idea is chosen, you’ll get complimentary access to Kim’s vagina in the form of Vaginal Kung Fu, which you can use to turn your “numb, under-functioning vagina” into something much, much more. Basically, Kim is taking the concept of women opening beer bottles with their breasts to a completely new, heretofore inaccessible place.
Kim also offers “Sexual Mastery” classes for men, and a “Coming Together Couples” salon.
Admittedly, though, it’s the vagina lifting that’s making her an internet phenomenon. In that spirit, then, enjoy this video of Kim’s Vaginal Kung Fu in action:
(Photo credits: Vaginal Kung Fu via Instagram)
