Whenever a pop culture bottom is up for debate the issue should be considered addressed and closed forever when the world’s foremost buttologist, Sir-Mix-A-Lot, provides commentary. And so it is for a recently circulated picture of the bare bum of One Direction’s Harry Styles.
A pic went viral of Harry relieving himself in some bushes and when the singer caught wind that his boydonkadonk was on the loose he decided to let Sir know what’s up:
Mix-A-Lot’s in trouble.
— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) January 26, 2014
I’m not really sure why Mix-A-Lot was in trouble per se, butt I will give at least some credit to Styles for knowing that this was a booty situation that was in need of the “Baby’s Got Back” artist’s attention.
Even though he wasn’t tagged, Sir M-A-L’s tushy senses let him know that his services were in need and the rapper obliged accordingly. At first he was skeptical of the image, like any master of a particular field of knowledge would be:
@Harry_Styles is that really you? Nah
— Sir Mix-A-Lot (@therealmix) January 26, 2014
After confirming the authenticity, Mr. Mix-A-Lot passed judgment on Harry’s real estate through retweet association:
“@That1DWWUpdate: @Harry_Styles u have a cute bum pic.twitter.com/FGvwycSwVh”. Who’s bushes you peeing in? Classic!!!
— Sir Mix-A-Lot (@therealmix) January 26, 2014
After that, Sir Mix-A-Lot had himself some fun with the rabid fan base of 1D and Harry:
@That1DWWUpdate @Harry_Styles oh wait…. That’s my house!! Those are my bushes!!
— Sir Mix-A-Lot (@therealmix) January 26, 2014
@aleciojessica @That1DWWUpdate @Harry_Styles There are some girls stealing my pissy bushes right now
— Sir Mix-A-Lot (@therealmix) January 27, 2014
@Harry_Styles pees in my bushes and my home value went up. I pee in his bushes and get arrested. #itaintfair lmao
— Sir Mix-A-Lot (@therealmix) January 27, 2014
@freakingniall I was not the source of the Harry Butt shots I swear. LOL
— Sir Mix-A-Lot (@therealmix) January 27, 2014
@MOONSHlRE @NiallOfficial @Real_Liam_Payne are you sure I’m not. When they were on SNL I was the black dude in the back that couldn’t sing
— Sir Mix-A-Lot (@therealmix) January 27, 2014
@9GuysNoLife @Harry_Styles I actually don’t know him but I do need singing lessons
— Sir Mix-A-Lot (@therealmix) January 27, 2014
I cannot lie, it’s nice to see old school and new school bonding… Over butts!
