Full six page strict sorority dress code from demanding, crazy Cornell Pi Beta Phi leader


“You best have a mani pedi when you get to Ithaca.”

“No need to seduce them with caked on black eye makeup. And if anyone likes to try that, it’s me, don’t get me wrong. Just saying.”

“I’m also weird about accessories. I’m not saying you have to be wearing the Harry Winston wreath for me to like it, but I am saying I will not tolerate any gross plastic shizz. Remember: less is more. I love things on wrists, and I demand earrings if your ears are pierced.”

These are just a few classic lines from Cornell’s Phi Beta Phi’s upper leadership team, possibly one of the ladies in the pic above.  (via Fashionista)

This sorority girl needs to sit down with a topless Dr. Drew so he can explain personality disorders  like narcissism to her. Then she needs to sit down with Snooki and J-Woww for style tips. She obviously has everything all which-ways wrong.

The best part about all this is how demanding she is. It makes me want to show up in one of these rush functions in a satin dress w/h cleavage (from Kim Zolciak’s ebay collection), plastic shizz bangles, feather earrings, and a face full of dark makeup accented by a hairy upper lip. I want to somehow work in frumpy AND cameltoe in this ensemble, but it’s going to take some work. My date will be Leighton Meester, who will not only be wearing American Eagle, but also hawks the stuff. Leighton Meester also understands the finer concepts of tasteful make-up application:

Leighton Meester as a goth vampire drag queen
Leighton Meester as a goth vampire drag queen

In this picture  Leighton’s already checked off about 20 no-nos from Pi Beta Phi’s list! She’s my new hero.

Below is the full, six-page list:

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  • A snotty, demanding sorority sister? There’s a shock. It’s not exactly a “come as you are” atmosphere with those people.

  • Amy

    Wow, none of those girls look cute enough to be dispensing this mess!

  • ChelseaA

    She’s pretty much dead-on with these recommendations. At times she might seem a little too controlling, but let’s face it, nobody looks good in most of the things she banned.

  • tamalie

    can we say psycho bi*ch, any on that joins that sorority must be a complete air headed bimbo that dont mind being stomped on by some ugly hitler ho.

  • Jenn

    There are somethings on the “don’t” list that people should follow. But looking at the picture ALL of the girls need to re-read the make up section because they need help. They’re not cute to be giving out advice.

  • Jennifer

    These girls are hot, are you nuts?

  • Evalin

    Also, this code is for RUSH, everyone. That’s a SHORT period of time at the beginning of the year.

  • Jen

    I would run away screaming if I walked into a room and saw those people greeting me. Brrrr. How did they get into Cornell, sleeping with the dean? Supplying him/her with self-tanner?