PHOTOS Jordan James Parke spent $150K to look like Kim Kardashian

Jordan Parke plastic surgery to look like Kim Kardashian

If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Kim Kardashian should be very flatted by Jordan James Parke, a 23-year-old British makeup artist who has spent $150,000 to look more like his idol — although he hasn’t quite hit the mark.

“I love everything about Kim,” he told The Sun. “She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.”

Jordan James Parke - Kim Kardashian

After first catching sight of Kim on an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians a few years ago, Jordan set out to transform himself into a lookalike. To date, he’s gotten lip and cheek fillers, laser hair removal, Botox, eyebrow tattoos and veneers — so many procedures that he gets a frequent customer discount. Most recently, he got a vampire facial, just like Kim did in 2013.

Jordan Parke Plastic Surgery Vampire Facial

Jordan admitted his look isn’t “natural,” but said that’s the point.

“I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake,” he said. “Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.”

Before and after: Jordan Parke plastic surgery
Jordan Parke before Kim Kardashian was on his radar.

Jordan also tries to keep up with Kim Kardashian by collecting high-end designer bags, jewelry and clothes, which he shows off to his nearly 14,000 Instagram followers. He said a nose job is the next item on his plastic surgery wish list.


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  • Tamtam

    This can’t be real….

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  • lemon loser

    O.M.Gah this is too much for one day….

  • pmo

    omg that is pathetic.

  • Miranda

    WHY WOULD A DOCTOR CONSCIOUSLY DO THAT TO SOMEONES FACE!!??

    • Waves Sanchez Tu

      Greed

    • dagou

      coz of money he dnt care abt the person

    • partypoop

      Well the man himself looked at his face and was happy! I don’t see any reason to blame the doc. He just did what was professionally asked of him.

  • Erica

    This is a joke right?!

  • Josie

    Sad. He looks more like her in his baby picture than he does now.

  • Kendra

    horrible. Just horrible.

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  • Heidi

    Dafuq is wrong with people?

  • Tabitha

    I think he looks better than Kim

    • SuYu

      Then maybe you’re a candidate to make the sex tape with him….

      • Tabitha

        Unfortunately for you I am too busy making other people’s dreams come true, sorry.

  • lori

    He works in my local gym and is such a sweet guy and always willing to help!!!! So what if he doesnt look “NORMAL” who likes normal anyway!! If hes happy and health i say good on you jordan you signed me and my hubby up to the gym and was nothing but loverly 🙂 let the haters hate!!!!

    • Brandy Nicole

      Picture or it isn’t true.

      • Sweet Venom

        lol do you really expect her to take a photo of a gym employee and then post it on here just to prove herself?

        • John K.

          Yep. Pics or it didn’t happen. That’s the internet for you.

        • Brandy Nicole

          Sure do!

        • Welcome to the internet.

    • Bec

      I suspect that this man is not healthy, mentally at least.

    • Jenn

      I’m with Brandy…pix or it didn’t happen.

      Also, what is “normal” now-a-days to you? I would love to know.

    • Nicolas Demers

      Yeah, there’s “who likes normal” and then there’s “you barely look human”.

      I don’t doubt he’s sweet and loverly. I for one don’t hate him, but I am very concerned at how obsessed, deluded and addicted to plastic surgery he seems to be.

    • gj

      “If hes happy and health”
      He might be happy but certainly not sane in his brain.

  • Brandy Nicole

    Those are some serous DSLs!

    • LaLa84

      LMAO

  • Flashie Gordon

    Why?

  • morganlizabethh

    ummm..i could think of a million other ways to spend $150,000 other than giving it to some dr to look NOTHING like kim k. and why just why would anyone in their right mind think its okay to do that to your lips?

  • Regina

    Mouth hanging open scrolling through this whole thing.
    Cannot comprehend…………………………..

  • GeorgiaOnMyMind

    The only thing more disturbing than those lips are the fact those EYE BROWS are permenently tattoo’d onto his face. My 7 year old could have drawn better eye brows than those. YIKES!

    • Lyra

      I know right! I don’t think he’s really trying to look like Kim because those eyebrows don’t match. I saw a show once that a woman had gotten her eyeliner tattooed on. Makeup should not be tattooed on people!

      • Nini

        For some this might be a valid option. A friend of mine has close to no eyebrows while having quite full, dark hair. She had her eyebrows tattooed on and it was done very professionally and the result looked fabulous. Not some block like thing as above, it looked feathered, and like natural eyebrows from an arms length.

  • Iowamama

    This has got to be a joke..

  • Charla

    He must have a mental disorder. Those eyebrows…those lips…. sigh

  • Smh

    So where exactly does he look like kim k? I would ask for my money back because they have done a horrible job. In what planet does the eyebrows or lips look like kim k?
    These people spend so much money to look like celebrities whatever happened to bein your own person?
    He looks horrible by the way. The human “ken doll” looks better (and thats not a compliment to the other guy cause he looks horrible too)

  • TA

    what the hell is wrong with people?? wow.

  • paige

    I can’t decide which is worse, the lips or the eyebrows…

  • M

    This is body dysmorphia at it’s best. Very sad. If he recovers one day he will be a very, very regretful man. Mental health is much more important than what people think and somebody should have helped him before letting him do this to himself!! He doesn’t even look ‘plastic’ or ‘fake’. He looks deformed.

    • gail

      Yes he look deformed

  • CP

    looks like he nailed Kim’s face! lol

  • SuYu

    Looks like he found Kylie’s lip doctor….

  • Jack

    People like this need menfal help. What a waste of money and of a life.

    • Jack

      Mental* even

  • Dino

    He looks like a monster to me. Ive seen photos of him before the whole stupidness and he was gorgeous… What a waste…

  • saseblon

    Those lips?!?!?!?! What the heck was he thinking???

  • Rayne Michael

    Lmmfao #icant

  • gj

    I couldnt help but to crack into loud laugher about this degenerated failure of a human being. I mean if he had some accident or something, it would be sad but this is DONE INTENTIONAL!
    Human stupidity knows no limits…

  • Ellen Elizabeth Cormier

    should get his money back! those lips o.O what the hell.

  • Yashioki

    I think the doctor got Kim’s picture confused with Big Ang. (Not trying to insult her i’m talking about the lips)

  • Jay

    No one says anything to you for looking the way you do so leave him alone poor guy, so disrespectful and rude. Not one of you would dare to post a photo of yourself on here so how can you justify saying anything about a poor guy who is obviously so insecure about himself that he looks to get help. HELP. Something which we all need at least once in our life. You’re all bullies and would be the first to stand against bullying if it happened to anyone you knew.

    • partypoop

      Whoever said about him being insecure? That’s plain simple stupidity what he’s done to himself !

  • ameliaBedelia76

    this dude needs some mental help ASAP. Does he really think he looks like Kim? On my..

  • This is some serious shit

  • Dan

    So before the operation he was a 5-year old? 😛

  • partypoop

    I wont be surprised if this guy gets a sex change operation and releases a tape of himself (herself) anytime soon.

  • Nahhdas

    He looks more like Khloe and Klyie while they pose for their selfies. #troutpout #eyebrows

  • Lightning Farron

    That’s some seafood allergy realness right there… lmao