Farrah Abraham sex tape video leaks
          

Farrah Abraham sex tape dress photo

The world wasn’t supposed to be treated to the awesome preservation-worthy beautifulness of Farrah Abraham making sweet backdoor love with James Deen until tomorrow, but a five-minute clip from her $ex tape Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom found its way online today featuring the former reality star engaged in a little awkward small talk with Deen just prior to some seriously graphic wham-bam-thank-you-Farrah-Abraham action!

Of course, we can’t include the clip here due to the graphic nature of the video. Actually, it’s so graphic we can’t even link directly to it! BUTT ;) Ashley Salazar can link to it through Sulia, so HERE YOU GO. (Click through for the link to the video. But let me warn you again, it pretty much has a little bit of everything with James Deen, ummmmm, talking advantage of every option open to him.)

UPDATE – Here’s another rather graphic preview clip courtesy of the ever-diligent Ashley Salazar in which Farrah goes in her own back door while riding in a limo and also it is revealed that Farrah is a [rhymes with flirter]!

UPDATE - The video is now available on the Vivid website and they’ve even made an official trailer for it! Once again, we can’t link directly to p0rnographic content, but apparently WetPaint can! So CLICK HERE for the link to watch the trailer and download the full Farrah Superstar: Backd00r Teen Mom video!

And since this film is obviously going to be a multiple Oscar contender, I thought I might share part of the script that is almost assuredly going to take home Best Original Screenplay. (If not that, it should at least get a Best Original Peenplay nod at the AVN Awards.)

Farrah Abraham: Well look at you!

James Deen: [laughs] Look at you!

Are you going to take your shoes off too?

I wasn’t planning on it. Why should I?

I’m going to.

Oh, that’s because you got he badass heels that — pain in the a$$. I got comfy shoes.

Yeah baby. Baby I need water. It’s so hot in here.

I know, it’s brutal.

Help me take this off [Farrah begins to unzip her dress in the back]

Let me see one thing first. Sit down here.

What?

I want to see one thing please?

What are we trying to look at?

I just want to see you open your legs while wearing that dress without your pant!es on. You said that thing and it just drove me crazy

[giggles]

Pleeeease.

Oh my god. [Farrah covers the camera with her hands] Nooooo!

So wait, you’ll take off the dress and strip and model underwear for me, but you won’t just show me up your skirt?

That’s straight. Legs are closed right now.

Alright. Well, good luck getting those pant!es on with your legs closed retard. [laughs]

I’m going to f***in’ [inaudible] your a$$.

Bring it on little lady.

OK baby, help me. [Farrah once again tries to unzip her dress.] [inaudible]

[Farrah begins to sort through a bag apparently full of lingerie] OK, well, these are like — I only like these ones that she got me.

Who got you this? What are you talking about?

My girlfriend and I went to go pick out lingerie together and we picked stuff out for each other, and we were, like, “OK, you should try this and I’ll try that and so I tried this butthead.”

Butthead? That’s cute. You see, now I’m having fun.

What?

Now I’m having fun.

[Farrah tosses a pillow at James]

So you like that one?

Yeah, baby. Come cuddle.

Why you like it?

Because I like this. [Farrah grabs the front of Deen's jeans]

Like what? This?

Farrah Abraham and a very large c0ck

That. I think I like this right here. [Grabs Deen's crotch again]

S|ut.

[Farrah is still groping Deen] What the hell? Did you wear armor today?

I wore pants and a t-shirt. [laughs] How is that considered armor?

I think these buttons are going to take me forever.

Really?

Yeah.

Do you know how buttons work?

I don’t. Not today, no. I forgot my brain when I came to hang out with you.

[At this point it skips to Farrah doing her best Kobayashi impersonation.] [If you didn't know, Kobayashi is the world-famous competitive hot dog eater.]

Farrah Abraham gettign friendly with a huge wiener

You do not f*** around do you? Waste no time.

Tell me how you like it.

I think you’re doing fine. If you needed any advice I’d tell you it.

I wanna go get my lube baby.

Do you want me hard or do you want to get lube? Focus little woman! [laughs]

Because we’re gonna do an@l.

Oh are we?

[laughs] Yeah! You’re gonna do that first and then we’ll do more.

The first thing we’re gonna do is do an@l?

Yeah.

You’re just gonna come back and I’m just gonna put it up your a$$?

Yeah! [Farrah giggles as she begins to descend a stairwell leaving the room]

Wait, wait, wait, wait! Come here!

[inaudible] Get ready!

Come here, come here, come here.

No, my a$$ is shy.

Your a$$ is shy?

My a$$ is shy, it doesn’t want to see you any more. And you better be careful. I’ll be right back baby.

[It seems Deen wins the "what to do when" argument as Farrah goes back to Kobayashiing. Then the beautiful sweet lovin' begins with Farrah continually telling Deen how much she loves his male chicken and how it should do violent things to her cat. Deen obliges. Eventually the video cuts to Deen doing what Farrah was so anxious to do and what earned the video the title "Backdoor Teen Mom."]

My review? Farrah was obviously awkward, but I thought she did a good job of reigning in the Farrahness (You could tell she wanted to get snippy a few times, but she kept it nice. Really nice I guess.) I’m a little surprised that the whole video appears to be shot by James Deen himself with a handheld camera — I assumed since it was at Vivid Entertainment studios that they would have used a separate cameraman (or camerawoman). As far as the $ex itself, it didn’t seem as beautiful and preservation-worthy as Farrah let on. It’s just hard to understand a woman wanting to look back on how beautiful she was at 21 years of age by watching a zoomed-in shot of her cat (and everything else) getting p0unded violently. Then again, what do I know?

The full Farrah Abraham $ex tape will reportedly be available to download through Vivid Entertainment’s website tomorrow. Let’s see if it can’t beat out Iron Man 3.


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    • steph

      Looks like James Deen didn’t lie, she was totally trying to make it seem like they were in a relationship when talking. Her plan failed since he wasn’t allowing to go along with it. Total setup though. Stay classy Farrah.

      • Dani

        She didn’t have a shred of class to begin with. More like, get classy Farrah :p

      • http://twitter.com/eriktoiletbrush Erik Toiletbrush

        lol even if he had played along the fact that he’s a sort well know p0rn star would’ve outted her little scheme.

    • deftones

      Hahahahaha this girl has to pay someone in order to get laid….how sad!

    • awoman

      SOOOO PATHETIC!!! She tried to pretend that he was her boyfriend. What a loser!! Her voice is less annoying when she isn’t being a brat though. I’ve never heard her not whining before.

      Surreal. That was straight up p0rno right there.

    • rena

      Am I the only one completely weirded out by her continually calling him “baby”? she enjoyed having some guy paying her attention and pretending to be her boyfriend..maybe if she didnt treat everybody like shit she wouldnt have to pay a p0rn star to have $ex with her.. also who jumps right into @nal first? I feel so bad for sophia

      • Jenn

        That annoyed the hell out of me!! There was a video of them afterwards where Farrah was trying to get him to cuddle or something and he just laughed in her face. He’s a p0rn star sweetie, not your boyfriend

        • rena

          exactly! and her poor attempt at casual conversation was just awkward.. “babe can you get me some water?” “babe how do buttons work babe?”

    • LaDy

      Why did I read this? Oh my god. This is terrible. This p0rn will be awful. I watch porn. There. I said it. This is a bad p0rn.

    • Nicole

      MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!

      • http://twitter.com/GumballGiggity GumballGiggity

        haha it made me laugh XDD

    • http://twitter.com/Hayzii_1 Hayzii

      When he’s doing her from the “front door” you can see her “back door” and it is BEAT. Ewwwwwww hemorrhoids much? And NO CONDOM?!?!?!?

      • http://twitter.com/GumballGiggity GumballGiggity

        Gross!! I don’t care who you are, I’ll still be demanding to use a condom >_<

        • Katie

          They don’t wear condoms in barely any p0rn anymore… Remember he said they went to get tested together and that’s when they were seen holding hands

          • Jenn

            It can take up to 6 months for HIV to show up positive on a test. I’ll bet it hasn’t been at least 6 months since James has had $ex. Good luck!

      • christee

        Well how the hell else is she going to give Sophia a little baby brother/sister? ;)

        And if so, that kid is already decades ahead of the game for “child most in need of future counseling.” Second only, of course, to poor little Soph.

      • Nastay

        EXACTLY, her backd00r was so wide, it was gross, torn up from the rear up!

    • LaDy

      With her fake chin and nose it looks like he’s having sex with an old Greek lady. And her fake booooobs look stupid as well. Also, good lord, if she thinks that James Deen package isn’t big enough, then she needs laser vaginal rejuvenation.

      • christee

        Shhh, she might hear you. That reeks of her joining forces with Brandi Glanville, and the world would implode if those two famewh0res joined forces. The good people of Earth do no need to see those two comparing notes on which doctor sews better ga$h. Or Farrah somehow blaming Mr. Deen for wearing it out and suing him for repairs. I would only be willing to watch that if Judge Judy presided over the case, because dammit, I have high standards.

    • sad for Sophia

      this is just awful! not only is Farrah so money hungry and addicted to fame that she’s willing to do p0rn without any care for how it will affect her child but it’s probably the worst p0rn I’ve ever seen. also from the looks of the clip she was faking

    • http://twitter.com/GumballGiggity GumballGiggity

      lt made me laugh watching her trying to have a “$exy” conversation with Deen XD

    • Scooter Jones

      The most believable part of this video is her confusion about how buttons work.

    • jaymay

      wow, that is embarrassing . Shes obv putting on a show, a bad one at that. Hes p0unding her, and shes trying so hard to not look in the canera but fails miserably. Oh n her excuse she wanted to do this for when she was older? Such b.s. she would get more credibility for being honest. But how dumb am i? Like she gives a sh!t abt that, but she shud atleast give a sh!t abt her daughter. Such a shame, her poor family.

    • rena

      i must say the view of the back door when he was using the front door.. the back door looks a tad worn out .. like the doors been s|ammed too hard a few times ;)

    • garbagetruck

      “My girlfriend and I went to go pick out lingerie together and we picked stuff out for each other, and we were, like, “OK, you should try this and I’ll try that and so I tried this
      butthead.”

      Hahahaha “girlfriend”? Really? B!tch please. You don’t have any friends! Easily the most unbelievable part of this clip.

    • LexiconD1

      Wow, I always have a certain amount of respect for people who finish school when they have kids, but after watching this…there’s no way anyone can have any respect for Farrah. Especially when she has none for herself or her family.

      I feel so sorry for Deborah and Sophia (Michael lost any sympathy the second he went along with Farrah dragging Sophia to the p0rn studio offices)…

      Farrah is officially the worst of the bunch, even Amber beating her boyfriend and using drugs around Leah is a better mother and human being than Farrah!

    • Bec

      I do not have the courage to watch this mess.

      Andddd she has the longest face I have ever seen.

      • Goat

        Oh it’s quality entertainment!

    • Stevie_

      Whats the link?

    • Agnes

      I have to say, she’s more natural in this video than in 99% of Teen Mom episodes. I guess she was born to do this.

    • Honeybear

      Thanks but NO THANKS

    • Jen

      It was awkward hearing her call him baby and be all lovey dovey with him, it was quite embarrassing actually. Then there were several moments when all she was doing was stare straight at the camera, realize what she was doing and looked away only to look straight at the camera once more… I also think she tried too hard to act innocent at times and sweet… Just my opinion in the end but they should have not spoken at all :) Poor Sophia.

    • Shannon

      She’s so f*cking disgusting I can’t even deal. That all I got.

    • Ew

      LMAO Why is she calling him “baby” and acting like he’s her boyfriend!? Is she so idiotic that she honestly thought that if she hired a recognizable p0rn star to make a video that no one would question it? She’s delusional to a Casey Anthony degree… Farrah should look her up, they’d make great friends.

    • Kellie

      That was so gross!!! She wanted an@l right away wtffff that’s so disgusting and the fact the his business just went right in is so nastyyyy omg b-holes are supposed to be tight right?? She’s a disgrace nice thing for your daughter (who is the only reason anyone knows you) to see someday

    • Missy

      OMG!! Deborah and Michael must be beaming with pride!! I always thought she was extremely disrespectful to her parents, but his takes the cake!!

    • Sara

      Her butth0le is so wide I bet her poos come out doing wheels

    • Shitney

      Can someone help me watch this? For free? Because I sure as sh!t ain’t paying a dime to watch this skank…

    • http://www.facebook.com/coup.on.395 Coup On

      I can’t believe no one has pointed out the fact that she put his peen in her m0uth right after it was in her fudge factory.

    • Sooo sad

      somehow I get this sinking feeling that we will read about her like we did Anna Nicole…DanniLynn and Sophia may share an unfortunate life event…sometimes the shame and regret are to much to bare when the limelight fades and the money stops rolling in and you have no real talent and nothing left to fall back on but mattress dancing.

 

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