Madonna’s DNA sterilization team removes any trace of her during tours

Celebrities have some crazy demands sometimes, but it can also probably be pretty weird having to deal with crazed fans. Madonna has taken protecting herself to a whole other level.

She’s so afraid that someone will swipe her DNA, a hair fiber, or even traces of sweat or skin, that she has a “sterilization team” with her on tour to wipe the place clean after she’s done.

Concert promoter Álvaro Ramos, who oversaw the ­Portuguese portion of her show, spoke about her demands to The Mirror:

“We have to take extreme care, like I have never seen for any other artist. We cannot even look at the dressing room, after it is ready, or even open the door.We can only enter after her sterilisation team has left the room. There will not be any of Madonna’s DNA, any hair, or anything. They will clean up ­everything. In the end it is all to protect her and make her feel comfortable. I do understand it, but it is taken to extremes.”

Why would it be so terrible if someone was creepy enough to do that. What’s the worst that could happen? They sell your hair on eBay? Create a creepy shrine? Clone you? Maybe that’s what she’s a afraid of, someone will clone Madonna, and instead of competing with younger girls who are copying her, she’ll have to compete with a young girl who is THE EXACT COPY of her.

  • sammi

    Talk about a waste of money. I wonder how much she pays these ppl?

  • helloisitme

    Wow talk about paranoia! That’s really extreme but I kind of get how her fame might’ve made her go nuts. It’s not healthy to be so famous.

  • BBT

    Ugh, retire already you paranoid old hasbeen. Nobody wants to see a senior citizen gyrating on stage in a leotard, and I don’t think anyone wants to steal your DNA. If they do, they’re a nutty fan with less brain cells than a bottle of bleach and can’t do anything with said DNA anyway.

  • LaDy

    She’s obviously afraid of someone making a voodoo doll of her. OR! OR SHE SHEDS ALL HER SKIN LIKE A SNAKE AND SHE DOESNT WANT ANYONE TO FIND HER OLD MADONNA SHELLS!

  • Calleigh

    Madonna sweetie, go home and raise your batch of kids