WANTED: LINDSAY LOHAN Warrant issued for her arrest

Judge Marsha Revel issued a warrant for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan after she missed her court appearance earlier this morning. After running off to France for the Cannes Film Festival, Lohan Polanski first claimed that the volcano in Iceland prevented her from getting a flight home and then later said her passport had been stolen, but Judge Marsha laid the hammer down anyway!

TMZ’s Lohan task force uncovered the fact that the judge’s husband is in the travel agency business, which means that she knew seats were available and that Lindsay could have gotten a temporary passport. BUSTED!

And according to a rep from the U.S. Customs and Border Protection, “Anyone who enters the country who has an active warrant in the law enforcement database will be detained by their office and local authorities will be called.” So the popo will be waiting whenever and wherever Lindsay returns to the U.S. Lindsay, you better have a makeup case as part of your carry-on because you’re going to look good for your mug shot!

Bail was set at $100,000 and if Lindsay forks over the cash she is free to roam about the globe until her next court appearance IF she does these three things:

• Drink no alcohol
• Wear a SCRAM bracelet
• Submit to random drug testing at least once a week

Judge Marsha went on to say that there is probable cause to believe Lindsay had violated her parole, in which case she would be sentenced to 180 days in jail. (TMZ has been diligent in keeping us all up to date on the fact that Lindsay is behind in her required alcohol education classes – which is a violation of her parole.)

This could get real interesting if Lindsay goes to jail and has to share a cell with… Alexis Neiers!

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