VIDEOS Hot Mormon Muffins for TV Dinners
Hot Mormon women are taking over the world! First there was the The Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of Motherhood 12-month wall calendar featuring a dozen scantily-clad Mormon mommas in various seasonally themed pinup poses sharing their favorite muffin recipes, and now the racy Mormoms have invaded Youtube with their own video channel!
That’s right, massive-mammaried milfy Mormom moms making mouth-watering muffin movies! Mmmmmmmmmm…
Here are the five video installments so far, including the terrifically tantalizing teaser trailer:
Mormon Muffins for TV Dinners Trailer
In anticipation of the much talked about 2010 Hot Mormon Muffins Calendar from Mormons Exposed comes this comedy series featuring sexy mom calendar models and their life enrichment tips with hot Mormon muffins!
EPISODE 1 – No Time For Muffins!
Sister Farr takes a giant step for the Modern Mormon Woman as she instructs you how to save face with your church commitments in today’s busy and super-righteous lifestyle!
EPISODE 2 – Prepare Your Muffins for Latter-day Disasters
In today’s uncertain times, Sister Farr shows you a cost effective way to follow the prophet and ensure your muffins survive Armageddon and beyond. This is a great way to rack up points with the priesthood brethren, for sure!
EPISODE 3 – Righteously Theme Your Muffins!
Sister Farr shows you how a little bit of icing makes your muffins superior and righteous. A great idea for spreading the gospel and indoctrinating your children!
EPISODE 4 – Resurrect Your Muffins
In this coming of age instructional, Sister Farr shows viewers how to successfully rotate and use their muffins before they get old. The priesthood brethren must have been saying their prayers extra hard this week!
EPISODE 5 – Every Muffin a Missionary
Sister Roberts debuts with her special lesson on sharing the gospel with her hot muffins! Delicious! WARNING: This stunt is performed by a trained professional. Do not try this at home unless you want Mormon neighbors.
Be sure to check out more about the Hot Mormon Muffins, as well as their hunky male counterparts, over at mormonsexposed.com. You can even meet the muffins! Check out this preview:
AUTHOR’S NOTE: I like half naked women cooking muffins just as much as any red-blooded American, and of course those muffins are even more appealing given the added pinch of irony because they’re Mormon. But, I ‘m an even bigger fan of Mormons Exposed’s graphic design team! Those 1950s graphics and cheesy theme music are PERFECT! If starcasm gave out a “Best Site Design” award each month there’s no doubt hotmormonmuffins.com would be this month’s winner! Kudos to the Mormon exposers!
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