VIDEO PHOTOS Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel risks bikini line frostbite
We spend so much time on this site focusing in on people’s foibles that we sometimes forget the heroic deeds of the upper echelon of humanity known as celebrities.
Rachel Uchitel, thrust into the spotlight after being thrust into by Tiger Woods, needed to go to the gym to work out today. Standing in her way was not only an army of paparazzi waiting outside her New York apartment, but also frigid, below-freezing temperatures. Rachel knew there were millions of people expecting to see some sexy yumminess to help explain why their hero Tiger Woods forsook his family and fans, so she decided she would do the right thing, even if it meant putting herself in harm’s way.
Miss Hottie McTramperton put on some tight black pants and rolled the top down as far as PG-13 would allow and proceeded to walk right out into the teeth of the ravenous media with her lean, tan bikini line exposed. The nation took a gander at her spandexed gams and bare, toned abs and a collective sigh of understanding reverberated over the internet.
As if that weren’t heroic enough, Rachel topped things off by exposing her impressive cleavage at the last minute:
Tiger should be ashamed that he slept around on this saintly, giving woman! Is there any doubt that she has earned the title Mistress Number 1?”
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UPDATE – TMZ has video of Rachel’s stroll which also included a trip to the vet:
Photos: BF/Flynet Pictures
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