VIDEO Mean Tweets went country to celebrate CMAs

ByDarren O

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In celebration of last night’s CMA Awards, Jimmy Kimmel featured a country star-themed segment of his ever popular Mean Tweets.

Some of the twangers gettin’ some hater’s bangers included Carrie Underwood, Tim McGraw, Willie Nelson, Luke Bryan, Brad Paisley and Florida Georgia Line.

A couple of my favorites:

Little Big Town, I would buy a ticket to one of your concerts just so I could punch each one of you in the face.

You ever gotten so drunk you said a Luke Bryan song wasn’t that bad? Me neither.

One time someone took a sh*t, rubbed it all over a blank disc, put it into a CD player, and out came the first Brad Paisley album.



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