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VIDEO – The Jersey Shore kids spoof themselves: The day Snooki, The Situation, and DJ Pauly D became self-aware

ByStarcasm Staff

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Exisituationism – When a young person who exhibits d-bag type qualities gains a sense of self-awareness and understanding of the absurdity of their identity, but continues activities as normal once their realize their role is an essential distraction in a fragile and disaster-wrought world.

Video of existituationism in action:

The REAL Situation (Feat. MTV Jersey Shore’s The Situation, Snooki, and Pauly D) – watch more funny videos
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