The Hundred Acre Tiger Woods

Just like most of the world, Christopher Robins had no idea what was really going on.
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Just like most of the world, Christopher Robins had no idea what was really going on.
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Larry King’s letterman jacket is probably the only thing that has been in the closet longer than Sesame Street bosom buddy muppets Bert and Ernie, but that may be about to change! No, Larry King didn’t get cast in a flux-capacitor-gone-wrong Back To The Future sequel – Bert and Ernie may be getting married! Or at least they will if a viral online petition gets its way.
The BP oil disaster has brought much heartache to the fine residents along the Gulf Coast. So what has the large crowd of people you see gathered in this photo on the beach in Okaloosa County, FL so excited? Read on and brace yourself for the next installmet of Fear and Trembling as I will fill in this blank:
“You have to admit, ______ ________ is just awesome.”
James Franco infectious Alien character from Spring Breakers and Lena Dunham’s anxiety ridden Hannah from Girls: together on a wild ride that should have happened.
With this story I guess we’ll understand it all by and by.
The New Beginnings Ministries Church of Warsaw, Ohio has been protesting the Fox Hole strip club for years. The owner of the Foxhole and his employees reached the end of their stripper pole with all this anti-dancin’ propoganda and decided to fire back with a little “pro”testing of their own. Read on to learn more about this Holy vs. Fox Hole-y war!
I wasn’t planning on joining in on the sad Keanu Reeves meme and I wasn’t planning on posting any more photos of Sean Penn looking like a brunette Phyllis Diller, but much like the invention of Reese’s Cups, the collision of the two was undeniably awesome.
Hey, you got transvestite Sean Penn in my sad Keanu Reeves!
Oh yeah? Well you got sad Keanu Reeves in my transvestite Sean Penn!
(Together) Mmmmmmm… That’s good!
The man your man could smell like is now the super hero your man could smell like thanks to the latest installment of “Marvel Super Heroes: What The–?!”
Watch as Isaiah Mustafa assumes the identity of Avenger Luke Cage and takes a stroll through Avengers Tower with guest appearances from some of Marvel’s less awesome characters! (Includes a transcript)
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