The Hundred Acre Tiger Woods

Just like most of the world, Christopher Robins had no idea what was really going on.
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Just like most of the world, Christopher Robins had no idea what was really going on.
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The creative team behind the beloved children’s show Sesame Street must be trying to hone in on the much-coveted 18-49 year old demographic because they are following up their “racy” Katy Perry berries “Hot and Cold” Elmo duet with their take on True Blood!
That’s right, the notoriously violent and sexually charged vampire series is getting the Sesame Street treatment in the form of “True Mud.” Watch the video and chime in on whether or not you think a True Blood parody is appropriate for children.
Welcome to TigerWoodsMistress.com! That tree Tiger Woods smashed his Cadillac Escalade into November 27th must have been a beech tree because ever since the collision beeches keep falling out of it! The mistress count is up to five (actually some counts have the number as high as nine) with the latest edition being a hometown girl who waited tables within a few miles of Tiger’s central Florida home.
It is easy to see that ‘When a Man Loves a Woman’ he should send their child to his school and with ‘Time Love and Tenderness’ they can grow in the ways of Bolton. Michael Bolton I love you man. Wait I ‘Said I Loved You But I Lied’ but I really do think that the Michael Bolton School of Michael Bolton is a beautiful place. Check out the video here and be free from the ‘Steel Bars’ that surround you!
I’m not sure what else I need to say other than Amy Schumer recorded an audition tape for Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise: Some highlights from the clip: INTERVIEWER: Hey Amy. Why do you think you’ll make a good Real Housewife? AMY: Because I am all of those things. I’m real….
Here is the complete 911 call placed to police to report the Tiger Woods accident. The call was placed by a neighbor and initially reports Tiger had crashed into a “pole,” but he later corrected himself.
The call doesn’t reveal very much about exactly what happened to cause the car crash. There has bee a good deal of controversy over whether or not Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren broke out the rear window of the 2009 Cadillac Escalade with a golf club after the accident to get her husband out of the vehicle or if the window was busted by Elin immediately before the accident after a heated domestic dispute over Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Brandi Glanville literally wrote the book on drinking and tweeting, and the reality star celebrated the 4th of July holidays by combining those skills with one of her other talents (being pretty much naked) in a series of racy social media photos and videos aimed at a particular “a**hole”…
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