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To kick off their monthly “Vanities” section Vanity Fair “features an up-and-coming actor with a hotly anticipated project in the pipeline” and for November they chose comedian Zach Galifianakis.
Never one for subtlety or not being funny, Zach did his best Roseanne Barr impersonation by pouring his Venus of Willendorf frame into a crimson retro-style woman’s swimsuit. The result is almost not funny.
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In honor of the release of the much-anticipated Tron: Legacy featuring Jeff Bridges reprising his cultastic role as Kevin Flynn from the original 1982 Disney classic and co-starring beautiful people Garrett Hedlund as Kevin Flynn’s son Sam Flynn and Olivia Wilde as Quorra, I thought I might put together a list of the top five characters Disney could have chosen to be in the sequel.
PHOTO Kim Kardashian counsels little girl in Australia
Soon after Kim Kardashian announced she had filed for divorce from husband Kris Humphries she hopped a plane to the opposite side of the globe for some planned appearances in Australia. One of those appearances was at the David Jones department store in Sydney where fans lined up to meet Kim and sister Khloe, including a little girl who seemed enamored by Kim. Keep reading to see a picture and find out what I imagine the two were talking about.
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John Locke is a close second, but he just can’t hang with the cuddly mass of Shaggy and Scooby-Dooness that is Hurley! He won the lottery, bought a fried chicken restaurant chain and he was the only one to realize how integral Volkswagen vans are to the inner workings of the cosmos!
But, perhaps most importantly, Hurley had the power to reel in the sometimes absurd and borderline over-the-top plot twists of the show, and he did it with a single four-letter word…
Farrah Abraham explains recent DUI arrest
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VIDEO: Conan vs. Colbert and Stewart, a dance-off for the ages
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It was a dance-off for the ages on Conan O’Brien’s “The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour” last night at New York City’s Radio City Music Hall! It was a star-studded event and nowhere was this more apparent than when Conan threw down in an all-or-nothing dance-off with Stephen Colbert. As Def Leppard’s 80’s classic “Pour Some Sugar On Me” blared out through the PA system, Colbert and O’Brien took turns in a Zoolander like wiggle-war. Jon Stewart also joined in on the fun!
PHOTOS The Zach Galifianakis Swimsuit Calendar by Vanity Fair
To kick off their monthly “Vanities” section Vanity Fair “features an up-and-coming actor with a hotly anticipated project in the pipeline” and for November they chose comedian Zach Galifianakis.
Never one for subtlety or not being funny, Zach did his best Roseanne Barr impersonation by pouring his Venus of Willendorf frame into a crimson retro-style woman’s swimsuit. The result is almost not funny.
PHOTOS Top 5 Tron: Legacy character mashups
In honor of the release of the much-anticipated Tron: Legacy featuring Jeff Bridges reprising his cultastic role as Kevin Flynn from the original 1982 Disney classic and co-starring beautiful people Garrett Hedlund as Kevin Flynn’s son Sam Flynn and Olivia Wilde as Quorra, I thought I might put together a list of the top five characters Disney could have chosen to be in the sequel.
PHOTO Kim Kardashian counsels little girl in Australia
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VIDEO Six seasons of Lost’s Hurley saying “Dude!”
Remove sexiness from the equation and undoubtedly hefty Hugo “Hurley” Reyes is the greatest character to emerge from the six seasons of ABC’s Lost – and that’s coming from someone who thinks there are a LOT of great characters to emerge from the six seasons of ABC’s Lost!
John Locke is a close second, but he just can’t hang with the cuddly mass of Shaggy and Scooby-Dooness that is Hurley! He won the lottery, bought a fried chicken restaurant chain and he was the only one to realize how integral Volkswagen vans are to the inner workings of the cosmos!
But, perhaps most importantly, Hurley had the power to reel in the sometimes absurd and borderline over-the-top plot twists of the show, and he did it with a single four-letter word…
Farrah Abraham explains recent DUI arrest
ByLindsay
Farrah Abraham was arrested on Monday morning and charged with a DUI. The Teen Mom star had been tweeting since the arrest, but never actually admitted to it. Instead, she told fans that she doesn’t care about the drama and “what people believe & makeup.” Four days later, Farrah is now opening up about the arrest and explaining (or should we say denying?) most of the police report.
VIDEO: Conan vs. Colbert and Stewart, a dance-off for the ages
ByDarren O
It was a dance-off for the ages on Conan O’Brien’s “The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour” last night at New York City’s Radio City Music Hall! It was a star-studded event and nowhere was this more apparent than when Conan threw down in an all-or-nothing dance-off with Stephen Colbert. As Def Leppard’s 80’s classic “Pour Some Sugar On Me” blared out through the PA system, Colbert and O’Brien took turns in a Zoolander like wiggle-war. Jon Stewart also joined in on the fun!
PHOTOS The Zach Galifianakis Swimsuit Calendar by Vanity Fair
To kick off their monthly “Vanities” section Vanity Fair “features an up-and-coming actor with a hotly anticipated project in the pipeline” and for November they chose comedian Zach Galifianakis.
Never one for subtlety or not being funny, Zach did his best Roseanne Barr impersonation by pouring his Venus of Willendorf frame into a crimson retro-style woman’s swimsuit. The result is almost not funny.
PHOTOS Top 5 Tron: Legacy character mashups
In honor of the release of the much-anticipated Tron: Legacy featuring Jeff Bridges reprising his cultastic role as Kevin Flynn from the original 1982 Disney classic and co-starring beautiful people Garrett Hedlund as Kevin Flynn’s son Sam Flynn and Olivia Wilde as Quorra, I thought I might put together a list of the top five characters Disney could have chosen to be in the sequel.
PHOTO Kim Kardashian counsels little girl in Australia
Soon after Kim Kardashian announced she had filed for divorce from husband Kris Humphries she hopped a plane to the opposite side of the globe for some planned appearances in Australia. One of those appearances was at the David Jones department store in Sydney where fans lined up to meet Kim and sister Khloe, including a little girl who seemed enamored by Kim. Keep reading to see a picture and find out what I imagine the two were talking about.
VIDEO Six seasons of Lost’s Hurley saying “Dude!”
Remove sexiness from the equation and undoubtedly hefty Hugo “Hurley” Reyes is the greatest character to emerge from the six seasons of ABC’s Lost – and that’s coming from someone who thinks there are a LOT of great characters to emerge from the six seasons of ABC’s Lost!
John Locke is a close second, but he just can’t hang with the cuddly mass of Shaggy and Scooby-Dooness that is Hurley! He won the lottery, bought a fried chicken restaurant chain and he was the only one to realize how integral Volkswagen vans are to the inner workings of the cosmos!
But, perhaps most importantly, Hurley had the power to reel in the sometimes absurd and borderline over-the-top plot twists of the show, and he did it with a single four-letter word…
Farrah Abraham explains recent DUI arrest
ByLindsay
Farrah Abraham was arrested on Monday morning and charged with a DUI. The Teen Mom star had been tweeting since the arrest, but never actually admitted to it. Instead, she told fans that she doesn’t care about the drama and “what people believe & makeup.” Four days later, Farrah is now opening up about the arrest and explaining (or should we say denying?) most of the police report.
VIDEO: Conan vs. Colbert and Stewart, a dance-off for the ages
ByDarren O
It was a dance-off for the ages on Conan O’Brien’s “The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour” last night at New York City’s Radio City Music Hall! It was a star-studded event and nowhere was this more apparent than when Conan threw down in an all-or-nothing dance-off with Stephen Colbert. As Def Leppard’s 80’s classic “Pour Some Sugar On Me” blared out through the PA system, Colbert and O’Brien took turns in a Zoolander like wiggle-war. Jon Stewart also joined in on the fun!
PHOTOS The Zach Galifianakis Swimsuit Calendar by Vanity Fair
To kick off their monthly “Vanities” section Vanity Fair “features an up-and-coming actor with a hotly anticipated project in the pipeline” and for November they chose comedian Zach Galifianakis.
Never one for subtlety or not being funny, Zach did his best Roseanne Barr impersonation by pouring his Venus of Willendorf frame into a crimson retro-style woman’s swimsuit. The result is almost not funny.
PHOTOS Top 5 Tron: Legacy character mashups
In honor of the release of the much-anticipated Tron: Legacy featuring Jeff Bridges reprising his cultastic role as Kevin Flynn from the original 1982 Disney classic and co-starring beautiful people Garrett Hedlund as Kevin Flynn’s son Sam Flynn and Olivia Wilde as Quorra, I thought I might put together a list of the top five characters Disney could have chosen to be in the sequel.
PHOTO Kim Kardashian counsels little girl in Australia
Soon after Kim Kardashian announced she had filed for divorce from husband Kris Humphries she hopped a plane to the opposite side of the globe for some planned appearances in Australia. One of those appearances was at the David Jones department store in Sydney where fans lined up to meet Kim and sister Khloe, including a little girl who seemed enamored by Kim. Keep reading to see a picture and find out what I imagine the two were talking about.
VIDEO Six seasons of Lost’s Hurley saying “Dude!”
Remove sexiness from the equation and undoubtedly hefty Hugo “Hurley” Reyes is the greatest character to emerge from the six seasons of ABC’s Lost – and that’s coming from someone who thinks there are a LOT of great characters to emerge from the six seasons of ABC’s Lost!
John Locke is a close second, but he just can’t hang with the cuddly mass of Shaggy and Scooby-Dooness that is Hurley! He won the lottery, bought a fried chicken restaurant chain and he was the only one to realize how integral Volkswagen vans are to the inner workings of the cosmos!
But, perhaps most importantly, Hurley had the power to reel in the sometimes absurd and borderline over-the-top plot twists of the show, and he did it with a single four-letter word…