The Hundred Acre Tiger Woods

Just like most of the world, Christopher Robins had no idea what was really going on.
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Just like most of the world, Christopher Robins had no idea what was really going on.
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In “How in the world didn’t this happen sooner?” news, Funny or Die has just released a hilarious video clip in which two “real life” drag queens reenact the infamous “I’m very rich b!tch!” scene between Real Housewives of Atlanta stars NeNe Leakes (Latrice Royale) and Sheree Whitfield (DiDa Ritz). Its almost too dead on to be funny! Almost 🙂
Outspoken and flamboyant Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko lost out on his bid to be the first man to win back-to-back gold medals since Dick Button did it in 1948 and 1952, and he was none too happy about it! But, instead of crying over spilled milk, Evgeni needs to think about returning to the Evgenius that inspired this drag king boby-builder exhibition routine from the 2001 World Championships!
Mindy Lawton, a Perkin’s restaurant manager, is featured in Vanity Fair‘s new Tiger’s Mistress article spilling the beans about the 2007 Enquirer Coverup Scandal that the Wall Street Journal uncovered December, 2009. These days it’s hard to tell who’s the tabloid and who’s the laudable newspaper, and with The Enquirer up for a Pulitzer, things…
Joslyn James, porn star and Tiger Woods mistress number 11, told Inside Edition that she’s been pregnant with Tiger’s baby twice! She says that the two of them never discussed protection, and she never told him about the pregnancies. She apparently miscarried her first child with Tiger around the time Tiger’s wife Elin delivered their…
Mazel tov! Before most stars become stars they have to work lame jobs to pay the bills. This is part of the deal of fame and Mr. Paul Rudd is certainly no exception to this rule. In one of the best, “so this is what they did before they were famous” videos ever to surface we find Rudd back in ’92 working as a bat mitzvah DJ. A remarkably embarassing yellow jacket, 90’s puffy hair and air guitar all wait for your viewing pleasure in this video Rudd will never live down!
The facial wounds Tiger Woods was treated for early Friday morning after a bizarre car accident, were caused by his wife Elin Nordegren, not by the accident, a source tells TMZ. Although Tiger hasn’t yet spoken to the Florida State Patrol about the incident, he allegedly did speak to someone else who claims that Tiger…
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