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The most America-loving mug shot ever!

ByDarren O

American flag mug shot

I want to give Eric Butkiewicz the benefit of the doubt. I want to believe that he set up his own arrest so that he could pose for the most patriotic mug shot ever!

Captain America the small-time drug dealer was getting his 4th of July celebrating on at LIV, a nightspot inside the Fontainebleau Hotel on Miami Beach, when things got less stars and more bars. Yes. I know. Florida…

Early in the AM on the 5th whilst still loving his country a security guard got a tip that Butkiewicz, pronounced “I-Luv-Merica-More-Than-You,” was selling pills. Why anyone would hate America enough to tattle on #TeamAmericaMan I have no idea?

Eric Butkiewicz American mug shot

Eric consented to a police search, because he understands that with freedom comes great responsibility, and 13 Xanax pills were planted by a terrorist discovered in his shirt pocket.

Butkiewicz had his butt charged with felony possession of a controlled substance and was booked into the Miami-Dade jail. He was later set more free than a big plate of freedom fries when he posted his $5,000 bond.

Props to Miami New Times on the heroic find.

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