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The Hills clip: Just as we suspected, Spencer Pratt hates making children happy

ByStarcasm Staff

Spencer Pratt needs a refund for hiscrystals, because they’re not working. He’s still a 3-year-old child play-acting his tantrums for tv drama.

On tonight’s episode he blows up when he finds out his plastic Barbie has hired party planner for the neighbor’s child’s birthday party.

When the two women tell him it’ll be good for his spirit, he runs inside, presumably to strip naked and rub crystals all over himself, but really he’s running inside to write the Emmy-winning script for his next outburst. He’s a tortured artist:

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Worse Idea: Be Spencer Pratt and try to get in to a war-of-words vs. What Watch Happens Live host Andy Cohen.

Read on for the deets in this, “you really shouldn’t have went there Speidi” situation and then catch a video that represents what I think a Pratt vs. Cohen battle might look like!