PHOTOS: Paris Hilton adopts ‘Sid Vicious’ while performing mandatory community service

ByDarren O

The best thing to ever happen to a little lost Vegas chihuahua by the name of Skeet was for Hollywood socialite Paris Hilton to get busted for drug possession while partying at a casino on the strip. See two great candid photos of Paris with the little guy now named Sid Vicious whom she adopted while performing mandatory community service at The Animal Foundation of Las Vegas.

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Charlie Sheen not into reality TV divorce

ByDarren O

Charlie Sheen’s divorce from estranged wife Brook Mueller was not a question of if but when. Well it looks like the time is now because good time Charlie went ahead and filed the papers. While the two planned to move ahead with the separation together Sheen put the split up in overdrive because of reality TV and Paris Hilton. Say what!?!

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PHOTOS: LiLo not alone, Celebs doing time at Lynwood Prison

ByDarren O

Lindsay Lohan has been finger nailed to the wall but she should not feel alone as a celebrity spending a little time in Lynwood Prison. Hangin’ at Lynwood is becoming as trendy as cutting a rug at Le Deux or having a mixed drink at the Chateau Marmot. In order to bring some comfort to LiLo during her abbreviated stay at Lynwood here is a photo gallery of famous past involuntary visitors to the legendary Hollywood bar(s). Bonus: Try to guess which one is currently in Lynwood with Lohan and is reported to be in an adjacent cell!

VIDEO Paris Hilton arrested with pot in South Africa

ByAsa Hawks

It’s been a while since Paris has made headlines, so she went and got herself arrested with a little bit o’ the wacky weed. The incident reportedly took place in Port Elizabeth, South Africa Friday after Paris left the FIFA World Cup match between Brazil and Netherlands. Keep reading for the rest of the sketchy details, a video report from the AP and a montage of Paris Hilton pot puffing clips.

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PHOTOS – Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie arrive at Nicky Hilton’s house to remember/mourn childhood friend Casey Johnson

ByStarcasm Staff

Casey Johnson grew up in a New York fairytale life, palling around with fellow rich girls Paris and Nicky Hilton, Nicole Richie, Bioux Phillips, Lindsay Lohan, and scores of others. She was even offered a role in Paris Hilton’s MTV show The Simple Life which helped rocket her and Nicole Richie into the national spotlight. Casey…

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PHOTOS VIDEO Paris Hilton Launches beauty products “The Celebrity Styler” and “The Ultimate Brush”

ByStarcasm Staff

Paris Hilton was at the Thompson Hotel in Beverly Hills Tuesday for the launch of her new hair styling tools “The Celebrity Styler” and “The Ultimate Brush.” So for all you parents and boyfriends out there with daughters and girlfriends that haven’t quite reached their ho-tential, your Christmas shopping is done!

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PHOTOS Paris Hilton attends Hello Kitty event

ByAsa Hawks

Usually whenever you hear “Paris Hilton” and “Hello Kitty” in the same sentence it means there’s been another wardrobe malfunction involving Paris’s aversion to wearing underwear, but this time around it’s a little more innocent and a little less frightening. Paris Hilton brought the HK bling and even an over-sized Hello Kitty-shaped handbag to the…

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PHOTOS Who’s Who of Who’s Not – 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards

ByAsa Hawks

How do I even begin to describe the retina-burning fashion and style atrocities that walked down the red carpet at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards? At first I was excited to have a fantastically awkward photo of Paris Hilton looking like an advertisement for some sort of new ultra-thin number-two-absorbing adult diaper, but…

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PHOTOS Bai Ling and Paris Hilton at Carnival NY

ByAsa Hawks

Bai Ling fit right in at the opening of Carnival NY’s newest interactive entertainment venue which features live entertainers from Coney Island including fire breathers and sword swallowers. Paris Hilton was there as well, but she’s usually associated with different kings of fire breathing and sword swallowing. What? I don’t know – it’s late. Here…