Rupert Murdoch pie attacker Jonathan May-Bowles political rant

This bloke you see above you is Jonathan May-Bowles and he made his way into Britain’s Parliament and tried to custard pie mogul Rupert Murdoch in the face. He failed as Mrs. Murdoch managed to make a pretty sweet pie block on the comedian who also goes by the handle Jonnie Marbles. Man, you just can’t try to pie face somebody and end up with the cream on you. It’s poor taste and terrible comedy but I digress.

Jonathan was tweeting from the meetings in which the politicians of Britain were trying to get to the bottom of the big News of the World hacking scandal. His last tweet was a heads up as to his planned pie action:

“It is a far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before. #splat”

Splat indeed as he self-splatted in front of the whole world. So what would cause a man to do such a thing? Lets let the following politically charged video posted by Marbles that includes him on the toilet and using little toys as props explain:

Wacky! Here’s my “official” transcript:

Oh, hi I’m Johnny Marbles and my vote doesn’t count. So I’ll be (something or another) and burning my ballot. Here’s why, I live in Windsor, it’s like this: (random shots from Windsor) so our local MP is a Tory party (conservative). Now most people in Windsor didn’t vote for him and most people in Windsor won’t vote for him again this time. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah burning my ballot blah blah….

Did I mention that he pre-planned to pie Rupert Murdoch in the face and failed by letting Murdoch’s wife block him? Jonnie Marbles, you are in the running for epic fail of the year sir! This post reminds me of two things, I’m glad this isn’t a political blog and I’m thankful comedians aren’t politicians while politicians are often comical.

Oh yeah here’s the pie fail clip: