LINKS! Ruby Rose as Catwoman, Kendall Jenner modeling topless, Kathleen Turner’s blind item…
JEZEBEL – Ruby Rose is going to play a lesbian Batwoman in a show for the CW next year — I’m conflicted about this because while a lesbian Catwoman makes perfect sense, Ruby Rose has always seemed more like a personality than an actress? I also hope Ruby doesn’t have to cover her tattoos (which kind of contradicts what I just said but 2018 has bigger problems than that)
THE BLEMISH – And here’s Kendall Jenner modeling topless for another magazine
VOX – Kathleen Turner’s fire-breathing Vulture interview contains one of the juiciest blind items in some time: Her 20-year disdain for a “Very famous Hollywood actress” who Turner says has been playing the same role for the last 20 years. Enjoy this primer on who the actress might be
CELEBITCHY – Donald Trump might need someone to explain to him forest fires and the fighting of forest fires, among other things
PAJIBA – Speaking of which, here is yet another reminder that David Tennant was the best Doctor
THE BLAST – This is just some nice pictures of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson strolling about gently while on vacation in Italy and having a nice time
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – The Duggar family found a new way to monetize the women in their family who are too young to marry off: they’re having the girls record an album of (decidedly non-secular) songs. The official family statement showered the girls with the most damning possible praise: Their “personalities are like the four oldest girls on repeat.”
REALITY TV – Here is an unusual reality TV ratings fact that surprised even reality TV-seasoned me: Below Deck Mediterranean draws more viewers than any Real Housewives franchise on the air currently
DLISTED – Mel B and Stephen Belafonte’s divorce is finalized — she’s paying him $5,000 a month in child support and $15,000 a month in spousal support, and he’s avoiding the white-hot glare of Spice Girls fans whenever he steps out in public from now ’til death
LAINEY GOSSIP – Has it only been two years since Angela Jolie and Brad Pitt announced their separation? Because it sure as sh!t feels a lot longer
(Photo credit: Ruby Rose as Catwoman via @ParisaMichelle / SplashNews.com)
John Sharp is a Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail at john@starcasm.net or send on Twitter at @john_starcasm.
