CELEBITCHY – You’d think all celebrities would know by now not to @ Cardi B with a hot take, but apparently Tomi Lahren didn’t get that memo. The occasional political pseudo-commentator is now the butt of a million “Cardi B walks the dog” memes after coming for Cardi over her IG story & suffering the clapback consequences
LAINEY GOSSIP – After a couple years’ tabloid buildup, apparently Brad Pitt and Charlize Theron are maybe possibly a couple now? (It may just be more tabloid reaching, but that’s its own kind of fun)
REALITY TEA – #PumpRules stars Kristen Doute, Katie Maloney, and Stassi Schroeder are launching their own brand of pinot grigio in a couple weeks. Honestly — why did it take this long?
THE BLEMISH – Question of the Week: “Would You Suck a Dick to Save the Fyre Festival?”
JEZEBEL – After breaking up Elon Musk and Grimes last summer, Azealia Banks is sharing the insult battle DMs between herself and Grimes. Grimes never really gets in a good dig; Banks’ best shot is telling Grimes she “smells like a roll of nickels,” which is somehow perfectly revolting
DLISTED – Leslie Jones is pissed about Ghostbusters getting rebooted *again*, only this time without any of the cast from the 2016 reboot. Given that Hollywood is apparently going to do to Ghostbusters what it’s done to Spider Man, hopefully we’re all at least rolling our eyes
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Southern Charm star Kathryn Dennis is now insisting that her baby daddy Thomas Ravenel answer under oath all sorts of juicy questions in their ongoing custody battle
THE BLAST – Bebe Rexha is not here for any of the designers who wouldn’t make her a dress for the Grammys because she’s “too big” (she’s apparently a size eight)
VOX – Here’s why women, for the first time in recorded history, are traveling alone more than men
(Photo credit: Cardi B walks the dog via Christopher Peterson / SplashNews.com)
John Sharp is a Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail john@starcasm.net or Twitter @john_starcasm.
