Robert Pattinson admits to going steady with Kristen Stewart

All of your R-Patz K-Stew relationship conspiracy theorists might have been dead on the money! I say might, because The Sun isn’t always the most trusted source, but they didn’t just talk to a friend of a friend of a niece of a cousin of Robert Pattinson’s childhood dog, they actually spoke to the man himself at the BAFTA awards:

“It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes. We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it’s impossible. We are here together and it’s a public event but it’s not easy. We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention.”

For some Twihards this is the best day of their lives (their fantasy perfect couple is real!!!!), for others it’s the worst day (the ones who buy Robert Pattinson’s sweat on ebay and will set their Kristen Stewart voodoo doll ablaze tonight.)

After all the secrecy and games, did Robert Pattinson really slip the big question to a tabloid reporter after having too much free booze at the BAFTA awards? If I were him, I’d blame the whole thing on wilted hair. There’s no way his hair continue to keep a secret when it was feeling that down and deflated:

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