Rachel Uchitel’s new baby girl is named…

ByDarren O

Tiger Woods mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel, is a proud new mom!

This isn’t a Maury moment involving any golfer scandal as Uchitel informed E! News that she and husband Matt Hahn welcomed their new baby girl to the world on Tuesday at 5:04 PM. She weighed in at just over 7lbs and baby and mom were resting comfortably at the time of E!’s report.

Now for what seems like the new big thing when a baby comes, the reveal of the name. Rachel and Matt’s little bundle of joy shall be called…

Wyatt Lilly!

From our readers comments and others across the interwebs I know Jessica Simpson caught a lot of grief for giving her daughter Maxwell a “boyish” sounding name. What’s your opinion of the name Wyatt for a girl?

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Rachel Uchitel’s 2nd marriage is over as former Penn State football player Matt Hahn has filed divorce papers citing “cruel and inhumane treatment.” Read on for what sources close to the couple say has been an explosive marriage and what the party planner’s, who’s famous for having been “the other woman” with Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz, rep had to say.

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Define “transgression”: After mistress leaks Voicemail, Tiger Woods admits to “transgressions” and “personal sins”

ByStarcasm Staff

Very private Tiger Woods has been smoked out of his complete silence and seclusion by a telling voicemail he left for Tool Academy’s Jaimee Grubbs, as her to please erase his name from her phone, quickly, because his wife Elin may be calling her. Tiger is still hoping to keep privacy in this matter, but…

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PHOTO Cast of Celebrity Rehab announced, includes Rachel Uchitel

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Former Tiger mistress Rachel Uchitel’s text messages with David Boreanaz leaked

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There is a new technology being developed that I think would be a wise choice for any married celebrity involved with Rachel Uchitel. It is called a “Tiger Text” and it allows senders of text messages to make their communications disappear in a pre-determined amount of time. But alas for its namesake Tiger Woods and now ‘Bones’ (yeah I know “bones”) star David Boreanaz it is too late. Married men step away from Uchitel now!

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Tiger Woods Mistresses Scorecard with photos and bios of all the women so far!

ByAsa Hawks

Have you been camping out for the last two weeks and have no idea who Kalika Moquin is? Are you the dork at the water cooler who thinks Jaimee Grubbs are a kind of fishing bait? Are you still on dial-up and can’t keep pace with the gushing flow of Tiger Woods mistresses? Well, starcasm.net is here to help!

I wasted most of my afternoon putting together this handy-dandy graphic that compiles info on all the known mistresses in a single, concise and easy-to-read chart! You get ages, background info and images for Rachel, Jaimee, the other Jamie, Kalika, Mindy, Cori and Holly (alias Nicolette)! Though there have been other nameless mistresses reported, this chart covers the seven we know with room for two more on the “front nine.” I’ll create a “back nine” scorecard as soon as number 10 shows up, which I estimate to be Thursday.