Perez Hilton wore Miley Cyrus’ infamous VMAs twerking outfit (complete with foam finger) to Heidi Klum’s Annual Halloween bash, and he even went so far as to nub up his hair. This job pretty much requires that I never be at a loss for words, but I have no idea what to say here. Ummmm… He’s wearing fangs, so I guess I can make a Miley Vampyrus joke?
For those of you wanting more, here are lots of tweets and pics from Perez himself…
Dat ass!!! pic.twitter.com/iaXfsDOVn3
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) November 1, 2013
So horny! pic.twitter.com/eYF7wvctEM
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) November 1, 2013
Finger me! pic.twitter.com/PmXxHjYcOX
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) November 1, 2013
666! pic.twitter.com/1GLqCF6ity
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) November 1, 2013
Take a bite! pic.twitter.com/FURy6JcQUf
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) November 1, 2013
FU!! pic.twitter.com/v9JX14slu3
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) November 1, 2013
Bad bitch! pic.twitter.com/AYFH8xzHkV
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) November 1, 2013
Choke on it! pic.twitter.com/NJHsJjIviS
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) November 1, 2013
Twerking! pic.twitter.com/nnXER9RKBB
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) November 1, 2013
Vampire @MileyCyrus wishes you a happy and turnt Halloween!!! pic.twitter.com/5wFnGxkGtg
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) November 1, 2013
Yes, that's really @HeidiKlum. And, yes, she's licking my abs!!! @mileycyrus pic.twitter.com/B2L4tjCJSR
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) November 1, 2013
Bras are very useful! pic.twitter.com/rEwnhVTanj
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) November 1, 2013
Me and @katyperry! pic.twitter.com/m85jxNYCph
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) November 1, 2013
Well, there you go. I managed to not make a single Twerlight joke, so I feel good about that. Now I just need to find an eye wash station….
