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VIDEO Korean fitness machine owns Shake Weight’s sexual suggestiveness

ByBilly Devon

Just when you were sure that there would never, ever be a work out device more sexually suggestive than the infamous Shake Weight along comes ACE POWER!!!!!!!! In the following video that just goes on and on and on like my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend with the long hair and tan (Think Tim Robbins’ character from High Fidelity), you are introduced to a horse riding simulation exercise device called ACE POWER!!!!!!!!! Yes. I have to write that in all caps followed by a bunch of exclamation points. After seeing the clip you’ll understand.

Twinkle Twinkie Twilight found after Amber Alert issued
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Twinkle Twinkie Twilight found after Amber Alert issued

ByBilly Devon

A precious baby girl with an adorably unique name has been found safe after an ominous Amber Alert was issued Sunday. Twinkle Twinkie Twilight—who was in foster care—was believed to have been with her biological mother, Vicki Miles. CPS spokeswoman Marleigh Meisner said Miles fled with the child during a visit with her in Fort…

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Is mean girl Willow Pape in ‘Kim Kardashian: Hollywood’ based on a real person?

ByStarcasm Staff

Don’t worry, you’re like everyone else, including the EPA. You downloaded the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app ironically and then got addicted to playing the fame game. Maybe you spent $5 or $10 to buy a cat or a new hairdo. Kim Kardashian herself is super nice to you and gives you lots of tips about how to get to the top and stay there, but that blonde b!tch Willow Pape never has a good word for you or anyone. Many of the characters of the game you run into are nods to real people, so is Willow based on anyone in particular, or does she just represent one of nastier parts of getting ahead?

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PHOTOS Pregnancy Chic with Matthew Mcconaughey’s girlfriend Camila Alves

ByAsa Hawks

Grrrrrr…stupid Matthew Mcconaughey! Of course his Brazilian model girlfriend looks fantastic even when VERY pregnant. Here are some photos of the glowing hot Camila Alves looking radiant and downright joyful taking Matthew’s dog BJ to the groomer. (Of course this means that when she gets home she’ll be giving Matthew his BJ. Grrrrr!)