PHOTOS Courtney Love: Hot mess in animal print
On the ever-changing landscape of celebrity pop culture there are few things we bloggers can rely on for stability. There’s Charlie Sheen’s problems with drugs and porn stars, bikini failures, Real Housewife bankruptcies and the on-again, off-again hot messitude of Courtney Love.
Whether it’s her epic instances of blogging in tongues, her paranoid accusations for where all her money goes or her always-growing vast portfolio of Hall of Shame quality paparazzi shots, Courtney seems to come around monthly in one mind-boggling train wreck incarnation or another.
Today we are blessed with the latter category of Hall of Shame quality paparazzi shots as Courtney was caught leaving the Public Nightclub in London last night stumbling around in an animal print fur coat, matching handbag, black dress and a pair of inebriation-unfriendly stiletto heels.
According to witnesses on the scene Courtney was extremely disoriented (didn’t need a “witness on the scene” to figure that out) and even got in the wrong car before being ejected and relocated to the correct vehicle.
Take a moment and think about that! You’re sitting in your car innocently waiting for your friend to get back from the convenience store with your Combos and Diet Coke and BOOM! there’s Courtney Love sitting shotgun! It has to be the modern-day urban equivalent to waking up in a Serengeti tent to find a starving mother leopard! (Maybe I have a little Courtney Love self-destructive streak because there is a small part of me that wants to be that guy in that car! “Hello Courtney… AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”)
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