PHOTOS Courtney Love covers Hot Mess magazine in red satin dress

Courtney Love on the cover of Hot Mess magazine

Even though she is constantly challenged by up-and-coming whippersnappers like Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Stodden, no one else wears the crown of Queen of Hot Messes like Courtney Love!

The last time we checked in on C-Love she was re-enacting Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video while accepting an Honorary Patronage from the Philosophical Society of Trinity College in Dublin, Ireland (No, seriously). For this post we have Courtney wandering the streets of Manhattan in a bright red satiny dress after leaving the after party for Hugo at The Metropolitan Club. There are even orange cones laid out (I assume by the Department of Homeland Security) to remind folks to keep their distance and to not feed the animal.

Courtney Love's breasts appear to be ummm slightly askew

What are her breasts DOING?!? I don’t even know how to make fun of something like that!

Despite her affinity for dishevelment (and paranoid obsession with “The Fraud”) Courtney is a bright girl with a heart of gold, as evidenced here by the fact that she realizes her hot messiness does have at least one positive effect – making homeless people look good!

Courtney Love and her breasts pose with a homeless man in New York City

That dude looks downright dapper by comparison! Thankfully Courtney didn’t once again decide to show her support for a random dude by breastfeeding him – although her photogenic breast did make an appearance:

Click for the unedited Courtney Love nip slip wardrobe malfunction photo

You’ll have to click the photo for the unedited Courtney Love nip slip wardrobe malfunction (ho hum) glory.

Photos: Richie Buxo / Splash News

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