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PHOTO Tiger Woods sighting!

ByStarcasm Staff

Radar Online has the first picture of golfer Tiger Woods to surface since the day after Thanksgiving when he smashed his SUV into a tree and a whole bunch of mistresses fell out! It’s a blurry photo taken of Tiger at a sexual addiction clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. The golfer is seen in shorts and a tee shirt with a hat and a hoodie sweatshirt over his head. He appears to be drinking a large cup of Cheaterade.

The prize goes to The National Enquirer, who were the ones who broke the first Tiger Woods mistress story with their expose on Rachel Uchitel. The latest issue of the magazine has multiple Tiger photos and an article detailing his day-to-day life after enrolling in the Gentle Path program, part of Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services.

But don’t think for a second we’re going to allow The National Enquirer to show us up! We have a crack team of investigative reporters as well and we have our own Tiger Woods photograph!

Rare glimpse of Tigfoot

We’re still working on confirmation, but we’re pretty sure that’s Tiger Woods! (His friends in the clinic have taken to calling him Tigfoot) We have another photo of Tiger swimming in Scotland – we’ll post that up next week. Take that National Enquirer!

Read more about The National Enquirer‘s story over at Radar Online!

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Tiger Woods Mistresses Scorecard with photos and bios of all the women so far!

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Have you been camping out for the last two weeks and have no idea who Kalika Moquin is? Are you the dork at the water cooler who thinks Jaimee Grubbs are a kind of fishing bait? Are you still on dial-up and can’t keep pace with the gushing flow of Tiger Woods mistresses? Well, starcasm.net is here to help!

I wasted most of my afternoon putting together this handy-dandy graphic that compiles info on all the known mistresses in a single, concise and easy-to-read chart! You get ages, background info and images for Rachel, Jaimee, the other Jamie, Kalika, Mindy, Cori and Holly (alias Nicolette)! Though there have been other nameless mistresses reported, this chart covers the seven we know with room for two more on the “front nine.” I’ll create a “back nine” scorecard as soon as number 10 shows up, which I estimate to be Thursday.

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VIDEO: Conan vs. Colbert and Stewart, a dance-off for the ages

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It was a dance-off for the ages on Conan O’Brien’s “The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour” last night at New York City’s Radio City Music Hall! It was a star-studded event and nowhere was this more apparent than when Conan threw down in an all-or-nothing dance-off with Stephen Colbert. As Def Leppard’s 80’s classic “Pour Some Sugar On Me” blared out through the PA system, Colbert and O’Brien took turns in a Zoolander like wiggle-war. Jon Stewart also joined in on the fun!

VIDEOS: DWTS meets Justin Bieber meets Lithuania dad

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Tiger Woods finally admits to infidelities, will quit golf indefinitely

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Tiger Woods’ statement last week about “transgressions” seemed a little too vague, but tonight he issued a statement that actually uses the term “infidelity.” In addition to asking for forgiveness he also announced that he would be taking a break from golf as his never-ending list of mistresses grows, and bleeds promotional partnerships. Read the complete statement!