PHOTO So who wants Tennille Cardinal’s “tanning Mark Wahlberg” job?

So while you were doing whatever it is you do at your job, Tennille Cardinal was applying a spray tan to Mark Wahlberg and his abs. Who said life is fair?

The photo was tweeted by Tennille’s place of employ, Norvell Sunless, who are pretty darn excited about all the publicity they’re getting from Marky Mark’s funky bunch. Here was their original tweet:

You can actually catch some candid hotel balcony images of Captain Abs and Tennille as the professional spray tanner did her thing here. They are very reminiscent of our earlier Mark Wahlberg in his manties post. You know I think Steve Carell has something to say about this (caution “F” bomb):

Mark needed this important service as he remains buffed and in character for his film Pain and Gain with The Rock being filmed in and around Miami.