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PHOTO Candis Cayne’s afro at the 2009 American Music Awards

ByAsa Hawks

Could this be the first trans-gendered afro ever photographed on a red carpet?!? Actress Candis Cayne (Formerly actor Brendan McDaniel) really let her hair up upon arriving at the 2009 American Music Awards in Los Angeles Sunday night!

Candis Cayne with a wild hairdo

WHOAH!! Actually, to be fair to Candis, she was just snapped in an awkward moment flipping her hair back. Otherwise she was one of the hottest men women on the red carpet:

Candis Cayne

Here’s a real test for all you devout heterosexual males out there. Just try to resist looking at…

Couldn’t do it could you? Ah, don’t feel bad – if the sun had breasts all men would be blind.

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Usually 80th birthdays celebrations for former Soviet heads of state are a bit on the boring side – or at least I assume they are. But actress Milla Jovovich, or at least her poorly constructed dress, was bound and determined to keep that from being the case at Mikhail Gorbachev’s 80th Birthday Gala Concert held at the Royal Albert Hall in London England last night.

In an event I like to call “The Fall of the Lace Curtain,” the top right portion of Milla’s dress came loose in a suspiciously perfect manner, exposing what could be interpreted as an homage to Gorbachev’s infamous birthmark – or in other words, a nipple. (SFW with NSFWish links)

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PHOTOS WTF happened to Danielle Staub?!? Youth in Revolt Premiere

ByAsa Hawks

I was among the first to hop on The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Danielle Staub bashing bandwagon, but that was all in good fun. Drug use, stripping, nasty talk in front of the kids, felony kidnapping… that’s just standard reality show star fare. But, while refreshing a few image sites anxiously waiting for pictures of the Jersey Shore cast at the Youth in Revolt movie premiere in New York (They tweeted they would be there!), the wheels fell off the bashing bandwagon and the LOLs turned into WTFs real quick when I saw a photo of Danielle Staub’s new hair and face:

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PHOTOS Is Angelina Jolie turning into Sarah Palin?

ByAsa Hawks

For the French Premiere of her film Salt actress Angelina Jolie decided to go from a woman Russian spy to a woman who can spy Russia from her house! The sexy action star pinned up her famously long hair and all she needed were some rimless rectangular glasses, a handful of layman catchphrases and a good deal of labial liposuction to complete her Palinization.

See photos of the always intimidatingly sexy Jolie from the Premiere and an exclusive image of what she will look like after the next stage of Palinizing is complete!

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PHOTOS Isla Fisher and her nice pair of hooters at Rango photocall

ByStarcasm Staff

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PHOTOS Maria Menounos at 8th Annual ‘Acts of Love’ to support Autism Awareness

ByAsa Hawks

Future Asa Hawks sister wife Maria Menounos wrapped her wonderfulness in a dark blue form-fitting long-sleeve minidress to attend the 8th Annual ‘Acts of Love’ to support autism awareness at Creative Artists Agency in Century City last night. Keep reading for lots of photos, Maria fawning and a little background info on Autism Speaks and their “Acts of Love” charity events!

Hilary Swank red carpet PHOTOS at 2011 Oscars

ByAsa Hawks

There were lot of beautiful women in beautiful gowns on the red carpet at the 83rd Academy Awards but there weren’t a lot of risk-taking “WOW” looks, probably because taking chances at the Oscars can just about ruin a career if you fail. One of the few bold enough to take a real chance was the always-courageous Hilary Swank who looked fantastic in her strapless Gucci Premiere dress that begins tight and sparkly up top and ends voluminous, soft and feathery at the bottom.