LINKS! OITNB ending, Manly Daniel Craig, Goodman on Roseanne…
JEZEBEL – Not to toot our own horn or anything, but several months ago we called yesterday’s news of OITNB ending after Season 7. We can pass the time until the summer 2019 premiere by comparing stories of when we first realized the show was going downhill
THE BLEMISH – Piers Morgan, who is a man the way yogurt is a satisfying breakfast, called Daniel Craig unmanly because Craig carried he and his wife Rachel Weisz’s infant child around in a baby carrier. Piers later tried to support his argument by carrying a baby doll around on his arm at a red carpet event, which was not at all weird and unsettling
THE BLAST – John Goodman is “sure [Roseanne] is hurt” after the premiere of The Conners explained her absense away on an off-screen opiate overdose
LAINEY GOSSIP – Here’s Natalie Portman (and Lainey herself) delivering what amounts to a mission statement on how to gossip properly. Lainey is basically a tenured professor in gossip, and her takes on the subject are to be studied and treasured
VOX – Making A Murderer Season 2 drops tomorrow, and kind of a lot has happened between Season 1 and now. So dive into this rundown of the legal doins before you tune in for the new episodes
DLISTED – Emma Watson’s new boyfriend is a venture capitalist and the two of them were photographed making out in Mexico
CELEBITCHY – Gwyneth Paltrow fully admits that her own father told her she was “acting like a dick” when she started to believe her own hype in her mid-20s. What Gwyneth never reveals is whether he ever stopped telling her this
REALITY TEA – “Stephanie Hollman Opens Up About Life Before The Real Housewives Of Dallas”
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Kendra Wilkinson of Kendra On Top is now officially divorced from Hank Baskett Jr., warning fans that her “ho side” is “about to come out and play so hard,” and wants to hook up with Elon Musk
(Photo credit: OITNB ending via SplashNews.com)
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