Now Beliebers can own Justin Bieber’s DNA?

ByStarcasm Staff

A Canadian company, celebritygene.com, claims they can sell you a pendant with the pop star’s DNA inside (thank goodness that at least it’s supposed to be hair DNA, and not blood.)

According to head DNA scientist Robin Lehto:

“We obtained his hair DNA due to popular demand and because we like that he is Canadian and how he went from YouTube to an international superstar!”

This is creepy in general, but really creepy if this is real. If Justin willingly gave up his hair for this project that’s one thing (though still weird,) but if they obtained his hair through some sort of stealth move? Not cool. A third possibility is, gasp, it’s not really Justin’s DNA. We’re gonna go with the third thing.

It sells for $120.

They also claim to have the DNA of Elvis, Princess Diana, Michael Jackson, and Al Capone. (Why is Justin Bieber the only person in this list who’s alive?)

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