Most dedicated Phillies fan ever! Susan Finkelstein arrested for trying to trade sex for World Series tickets
You say “desperate,” I say “dedicated!”
The luscious beauty above tried to sell a hot romp in the sack with her and her glamourous hair for some World Series tickets to watch her favorite team The Phillies get beaten by A-Rod’s Yankee! Of course, the forum she chose to advertise her services was Craigslist. You can’t get World Series tickets by trickin’ out in the street!
Here’s the ad she used to entice potential ticket-holders:
DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX!
Diehard Phillies fan – gorgeous tall buxom blonde – in desperate need of two World Series Tickets.
DescI’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!
She also listed the price as “negotiable,” so a couple of intrigued cops set up a little negotiation meeting with them. When they met up with her at the bar, she offered to perform sex acts on them for the tickets. She REALLY needed two tickets, so I’m guessing there might have been a Mr. Diehard Phillies fan at home waiting for his woman to get back with their hard-earned tickets.
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