LINKS! Where is Mark Zuckerberg?, Stormy Daniels intensifies, Amy Poehler’s new movie…
UPROXX – In the wake of the Cambridge Analytica scandal currently tanking Facebook’s stock and further undermining Americans’ faith in…everything, Mark Zuckerberg remains AWOL. But Facebook just put out a bland, detail-free statement on his whereabouts, so we can all go back to posting now
VOX – The Stormy Daniels scandal is actually a neat political gateway drug because it’s becoming a campaign finance scandal with an adult actress at the center of it
JEZEBEL – Amy Poehler is directing a movie for Netflix; it’s called Wine Country and stars Maya Rudolph, Paula Pell, Tina Fey, Ana Gastayer, Emily Spivey, and Rachel Dratch. And Amy herself. As one of the astute commenters put it, “This could be the greatest thing ever and anything less will be disappointing”
REALITY TEA – Newest RHOA cast member Eva Marcille claims to not understand why Kenya Moore is “coming for her.” She also suggests that her pregnancy will likely get her at least one more season on the show. Eva is either quite savvy or the exact opposite of quite savvy
CELEBITCHY – This new unauthorized royal tell-all sounds scandalous and petty and juicy as hell. It might be the perfect antidote for Americans who are tired of our own markedly less glamorous palace intrigue
DLISTED – A week after getting arrested for domestic abuse following a fight with girlfriend Laura Leal, Nick Gordon has been arrested again. This time it was for violating the no-contact order put in place following he and Laura’s last altercation. Nick Gordon’s mugshot collection is now approaching a Tommie-from-LHHATL level
VERY SMART BROTHAS – Wait — Snoop Dogg has a *gospel* album now? And it’s actually pretty good?
THE BLEMISH – Ivanka Trump playing scientist for a photo op got some reactions on Twitter, but the first and only thing it brought to my mind was Denise Richards’ immortal turn as Dr. Christmas Jones, noted nuclear physicist, in The World Is Not Enough
(Photo credit: Where is Mark Zuckerberg via Facebook)
