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THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – You’ve probably been hearing a lot about Stephanie Matto’s fart jars lately. The 90 Day Fiance star’s done an admirable job getting folks to discuss her toots at length over the last few days, after announcing she’s no longer going to sell them. Given that she was a stripper named…

CELEBITCHY – Somehow, the pics of Dane Cook and Dane Cook’s very young girlfriend kissing are way less disturbing than the candids with the two of them posing side-by-side. Being able to see both of their faces makes them look like a 45-year-old father and his 19-year-old daughter enjoying one last family vacation before she…

DLISTED – Inara from Firefly married James Gordon from Gotham, congrats to them! REALITY TEA – Tinsley Mortiner had a super chill vacation in Mexico and the pictures will make you super jealous JEZEBEL – The teacher who gave out the “Most Likely To Become A Terrorist” award just won Least Likely To Be Re-Employed…

REALITY TEA – Predictably, the Vanderpump Rules firings have stirred up plenty of commentary among both the show’s viewers and the former stars’ fellow Bravo reality stars. Nene Leakes, Reza Farahan, Candiace Dillard, Wendy Osefo, and Mariah Huq are just some of the Bravolebrities speaking out publicly in praise of the network’s decision to fire…

DLISTED – Evidently Rihanna getting pregnant is the next big project the superstar has planned, so fans clamoring for a new album might have to be satisfied with tabloid gossip about whether she has a baby bump instead JEZEBEL – Here’s the deal with YouTube stars James Charles and Tati Westbrook’s ongoing spat over gummy…

JEZEBEL – One especially “ingenious” idea as regards the RHOBH new cast? “Blow it up and start over,” which OK is maybe not super ingenious but should probably be a mandatory action for every reality show with a season number in the double digits REALITY TEA – In related and backpedaling news, Andy Cohen apparently…