LINKS! Halsey’s peekaboo dress, Porn star shark attack, President Rock…

DLISTED – Madonna is pissed that she’s the subject of a forthcoming biopic, possibly because she’s not dead yet REALITY TEA – The Little Women LA cast vacationed in Alaska together and they have the slide show to prove it JEZEBEL – Uncultured Alex Jones has been reduced to picking fights with a Greek yogurt…

JEZEBEL – Right now, the shocking and tragic manner of Kobe Bryant’s death outweighs the complicated nature of Kobe Bryant’s legacy — a fact reinforced by the Washington Post‘s suspension of a respected reporter who pointed out that Kobe’s 2003 rape case was not as open-and-shut as folks might like to believe THE BLAST –…

CELEBITCHY – Colin Kaepernick’s #JustDoIt campaign for Nike appears to be going well for both parties, though six or ten people are burning their Air Jordans in protest of the still-controversial figure. Meanwhile, it turns out Kaepernick has had a contract with Nike since 2011, and has presumably been getting paid endorsement dollars by the…

JEZEBEL – Ruby Rose is going to play a lesbian Batwoman in a show for the CW next year — I’m conflicted about this because while a lesbian Catwoman makes perfect sense, Ruby Rose has always seemed more like a personality than an actress? I also hope Ruby doesn’t have to cover her tattoos (which…

LAINEY GOSSIP – This weekend, the Academy Awards are going without a host for the first time in 30 years — that is, unless rumored Secret Oscars Host Whoopi Goldberg swoops in and livens up the ceremony at the last minute JEZEBEL – Speaking of the Oscars, here’s everything you need to know about Green…

DLISTED – Woody Allen’s adopted daughter Dylan Farrow’s first-ever interview will air on CBS today. In the preview, she tells Gayle King she wants to “bring Woody Allen down” and hopes that by coming forward again now — it’s been 25 years since the initial allegations that Allen abused Farrow sexually — people will believe…