LINKS! Cardi B on Trump, Miley and Liam expecting, SOTU shutdown…

Cardi B on Trump 2

CELEBITCHYNo reaction to the government shutdown and the real consequences it’s having for people has resonated quite as much as Cardi B on Trump. Her take — complete with colorful, Cardi-familiar language, went viral, because that is what Cardi does; the more fun part is all the Democratic politicians worrying about whether they should share the video

JEZEBELMiley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are said to be expecting a baby girl later this year, and will raise her in Australia near Liam’s family. Miley took to Twitter to deny the gossip…which is exactly what you’d expect her to do

VOXThe constitution requires the president to give a State of the Union address of some kind, but Nancy Pelosi is outplaying Trump to make sure it doesn’t happen in prime time so long as the government is still shut down

LAINEY GOSSIPJustin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin have reportedly set a date for their actual wedding ceremony (they got married last year, but it was just in judge’s chambers)

DLISTEDWhen Katy Perry was 12 years old, she was suspended from school for having sex with a tree and pretending it was Tom Cruise. According to all the gossip about Tom Cruise, a tree would probably be a livelier partner

REALITY TEA“Jennifer Aydin Tells Margaret Josephs “I Don’t Relate To People Who Have Affairs With Married People” On Tonight’s Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPThe Situation from Jersey Shore has officially begun his eight-month prison sentence on tax evasion charges. But he’s determined to keep his fans updated on all things Gym, Tan, Laundry while inside

THE BLEMISHSpider Man: Far From Home now has a trailer. It’s coming out on July 5th. It is the 412th major Hollywood Spider Man movie to be released in the last decade

THE BLASTNo kink shaming, but thanks to Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna’s ongoing lawsuit, we now know that Rob likes to be scratched during sex

(Photo credit: Cardi B on Trump via Instagram)

John Sharp is a Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail or Twitter @john_starcasm.

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