How to lose an eating contest

Just like life, pie eating contests aren’t all about winning, they’re about enjoying the ride. (via Buzzfeed)

Just like life, pie eating contests aren’t all about winning, they’re about enjoying the ride. (via Buzzfeed)
Celebrity Project Funway is an exclusive feature of starcasm.net that I hope to be able to update weekly. Basically I take the winning and losing design for the week’s episode of Project Runway (plus one “bonus” design of my choosing) and “fit” them on a celebrity. I’ll offer up a little explanation for my choices…
Thanks to all of you gossip-hungry surfers who continue to make this a fun endeavor! I hope whichever kind of holiday you might be celebrating is a happy one!
As for me – not publishing those compromising photos of Santa stolen off his laptop should secure my spot on the “nice” list. Remember Santa – when it comes to flat screen televisions, you can’t get too big!
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Ever wonder what success smells like? It smells like Charlie Sheen! (Which is a mixture of cigarette smoke, cocaine, sweat and lots of nekkid women that know what they’re doing – and what they’re doing is… Charlie Sheen!)
Late Night host Jimmy Fallon is the latest to jump on board the Charlie Sheen insanitrain with a commercial for Winning for Men cologne. Keep reading for one of the best Charlie Sheen impersonations ever!
If there is anything 72 year old South Carolina resident Sandra Weiss Powell has learned it is to never, ever, and she means EVER be late for a hair appointment. This story is your trifecta of “woman driver” (sorry ladies) “senior citizen driver” and “funny mugshot plus video”. It’s what I like to call a blogger softball! See the video and read about Miss Sandra and the fortunate happy ending.
The man your man could smell like is now the super hero your man could smell like thanks to the latest installment of “Marvel Super Heroes: What The–?!”
Watch as Isaiah Mustafa assumes the identity of Avenger Luke Cage and takes a stroll through Avengers Tower with guest appearances from some of Marvel’s less awesome characters! (Includes a transcript)
Something interesting happened during Catfish: The TV Show on MTV on Wednesday night, and it had nothing to do with that sweet single dad getting duped by a phony using photos of a gorgeous model. (Poor Felipe.) No, what most caught my attention was a departure from yearrrs of overly sanitized advertising practices. Specifically, when…
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