How to lose an eating contest

Just like life, pie eating contests aren’t all about winning, they’re about enjoying the ride. (via Buzzfeed)

Just like life, pie eating contests aren’t all about winning, they’re about enjoying the ride. (via Buzzfeed)
The BP oil disaster has brought much heartache to the fine residents along the Gulf Coast. So what has the large crowd of people you see gathered in this photo on the beach in Okaloosa County, FL so excited? Read on and brace yourself for the next installmet of Fear and Trembling as I will fill in this blank:
“You have to admit, ______ ________ is just awesome.”
In honor of her 30th birthday in 1985 Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner recorded a music video for family and friends titled “I Love My Friends.” Prepare to laugh yourself to death as Olivia Newton Jenner takes you on a 80’s inspired joy ride through her life at the time, including tons of family photos, a sultry bubble bath, and even guest appearances by the likes of Michael Jackson and… OJ Simpson?!? Oh, and of course the Kardashian daughters make an appearance as well!
Fresh off their Black Friday Poo Box triumph, the good people in Cards Against Humanity land have found themselves the beneficiaries of positive press once more. This time, we’ve also got Entertainment Weekly to thank: the magazine sat Downton Abbey’s Lady Edith, Mrs. Patmore, and Mrs. Hughes down for a rousing game of CAH, and…
You’re probably thinking to yourself “what is that smell?” Well folks it is one of the two worst reviewed movies of all time on Metacritic (I’ll follow up with the other one in a few days). Metacritic takes reviews, combines them, and applies a composite score based on the results. They have been around since 1999 and include films from previous years as well. So can you guess what is this tied-for-worst rated movie? A couple of hints:
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A) Pauly Shore
B) Didn’t work for the BP oil spill either
C) Tenacious D
Read on to find the answer, check out footage from the train-wreck and more from Metacritic’s tied-for-worst movie EVER!
James Franco infectious Alien character from Spring Breakers and Lena Dunham’s anxiety ridden Hannah from Girls: together on a wild ride that should have happened.
Three renegade members of the Midland Michigan Fire Department took it upon themselves to throw down with a rap. Mark Laux, Steve Markowski and Roger Bebeau do their very best at raising awareness for fireworks safety. In the process they manage to embarrass the heck out of friends and family. See the video and feel bad for Michigan.
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