How to lose an eating contest
Just like life, pie eating contests aren’t all about winning, they’re about enjoying the ride. (via Buzzfeed)
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John Locke is a close second, but he just can’t hang with the cuddly mass of Shaggy and Scooby-Dooness that is Hurley! He won the lottery, bought a fried chicken restaurant chain and he was the only one to realize how integral Volkswagen vans are to the inner workings of the cosmos!
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ByDarren OAt Saturday night’s home opener for the Boston Blazers, a professional lacrosse team, the halftime festivities included a sexually supercharged promotion. Three ladies in heels and short skirts lined up and took turns performing lap dances on the team’s mascot Scorch in a too hot for the jumbotron adult contest. What!?!
Yes, there is video and yes there were many children in attendence.
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Funny Or Die: “Black Friday” Rebecca Black overdoses on Werther’s Originals with Sammy Hagar
It wouldn’t be Friday without a post about Rebecca Black. Nor would it be April 1st without a hilarious video from the guys at Funny or Die. But I’m sorry, there’s nothing funny about Rebecca Black overdosing on candy. And Sammy Hagar is right when he says “Friday” is the greatest song ever written. What’s the joke here?