67th GOLDEN GLOBES 2010 RED CARPET PHOTOS Christina Hendricks’ boobs

ByAsa Hawks

Everyone’s favorite curvaceous 1950s red head from the last ten years Christina Hendricks demonstrated once again why Avatar and women are funner when they’re in three dimensions! As if her own curves weren’t enough, Christina wears a gown with flowing, curving fabric that accentuates her assets without distracting from them. Defying gravity and the fundamentals of architecture the top of the gown is strapless and overflowing. Hendricks would be the top contender for a “Golden Globes” breast reference, but those lovely pale melons are anything but golden. Is there a hip hop term for junk under the hood?

Oh, and congrats to the cast and crew of Mad Men for winning the Golden Globe for Best Television Series Drama!

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