Freedom for Britney? Britney Spears might soon be free of personal conservatorship

ByStarcasm Staff

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Her money and business deals will still be out of her hands possibly for the rest of her life, but Britney own personal freedom as adult citizen might be within her grasp, according to TMZ.

Soon, Britney might be able to shave her head, attack paparazzi SUVs with umbrellas, flash her lady parts, and consume massive amounts of frappucinos if a court psychiatrist, a.k.a “capacity expert” rules her sane enough to to make her own decisions. Basically throughout her whole Circus tour, the now 28-year-old didn’t have any more rights than a child. People say Miley Cyrus’s performances are a bad influence, but think before you judge; she might become legal before Britney does again.

In the above pic it looks like they began the process to freedom by allowing Britney to pick out her own outfit, and while a little 1980’s drag-glamour, it kind of works. So good job, Britney, keep this up, and you might be able to go back to the gas station sometime soon. Can we have you happy AND crazy? That would be awesome. Work on that.

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