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EXCLUSIVE PHOTO! Tag Heuer launches new Tiger Woods watch!

ByAsa Hawks

Tag Heuer website announces support of Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods is losing sponsors and endorsements left and right as his squeaky clean image continues to tarnish thanks to a deluge of mistresses and details about his adulterous transgressions continue to surface. But, one company has decided to stand by their man! In addition to the above statement of “Tag Heuer stands with Tiger Woods,” Tag Heuer watches has also said, “the partnership with Tiger Woods will continue … but we will downscale the use of his image in certain markets for a period of time, depending on his decision about returning to professional golf. We will continue to actively support the Tiger Woods Foundation.”

Not exactly a ringing endorsement, but an endorsement nonetheless! In a show of good faith to their celebrity spokesman, the company plans to launch a brand new, limited edition Tiger Woods watch and an entirely new campaign to be featured exclusively in mens’ magazines and commercials during Ultimate Fighting Championship events. We here at starcasm are proud to have an exclusive preview of the watch and the new ad campaign!

The new Tag Heuer Tiger Woods watch

Whatya think?!? It’s a little bold, but I have to admit it would brighten my day every time I checked to see what time it was! Hey, look! It’s Kalika-thirty. Mmmmmmmm… Kalika-thirty.

I don’t know about Tag Heuer, though. It looks more like a Ho-lex to me.

(Just in case you were wondering – no, that’s not a real watch.)

Tag Heuer web site photo: Barcoft/Fame Pictures
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