Disney’s Ariel goes under the knife
Is nothing sacred anymore? Little girls everywhere dream about being just like Princess Ariel. However, according to a few plastic surgeons, she’s far from perfect. In fact, they felt like she needed some work and after a few adjustments, Ariel is looking more Real Housewives-like than ever.
In a new advertisement for Clinica Dempere, a plastic surgery clinic in Venezuela, Princess Ariel is featured sporting some new features. The nerve of these people changing such icon Disney history — it’s insanity.
The ‘new and improved’ Ariel is sporting a much more refined nose and lifted eyebrows. Her cheek bones are much more pronounced and her lips are fuller as well. Plus, we haven’t seen that much cleavage on a cartoon since Jessica Rabbit.
The doc removed her tail, replacing it with some legs. Now, if he was around when she met Prince Eric, things would have been a whole lot easier for her in the movie. The rest of the procedures were obviously unnecessarily. Ariel was perfect before and this ad just makes her look old and re-done in a Heidi Montag sort of way.
If there’s any Disney character that could use a little work, it’s Ursula. Have you seen those crazy ‘brows lately? ..and she could probably spare a few legs, too. If this surgeon’s office really wants some business, they should try giving her a make-over. That would be impressive.
Ursula disagrees.
