Details of Michael Lohan’s history of abuse with ex-fiancee Erin Muller, he kicked her in the crotch

Michael Lohan and his lawyers work hard to claim he’s as gentle and tame as a tranquilized kitten, but his track record just isn’t that easy to cover up. Everyone knows Michael for his famously vicious public feuds with his troubled daughter Lindsay and his summer bromance business partner Jon Gosselin but it turns out he’s been secretly warring at home over the past few years with his ex-fiancee Erin Muller.

A couple of weeks ago Erin Muller got Michael Lohan arrested for violated a restraining order she had against him (his ex-wife and mother of his four children Dina has a similar restraining order against him). Michael denied being arrested even though his mugshot was racing across the internets at lightening speeds, and he even went a step further and got Muller arrested for kicking him in the head on Nov. 17. Erin turned herself in, but she had something in her back pocket: a detailed list of the dates Michael Lohan had abused her over the past two years, and it makes a kick to the head look like nothing.

TMZ published some of the details Muller outlined, including an incident that happened May 2008 when Michael “kicked Erin Muller in the vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain.”

Wow. The more you learn about Michael Lohan, the more he sounds like one of those sociopaths you hear about. It’s amazing Lindsay Lohan is doing as well as she is, considering.

Michael also alledgely did the following to Erin:

– slapped her in the face twice because Erin accused him of giving her a fake watch on her birthday

– “punched Erin in the mouth” because she had a male friend on Facebook

– whipped a computer cord at her face

– kicked her in the ribs

– spit in Erin’s face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist. Then he “yelled at her to ‘stop crying c*nt — other people will see you — if they see you, I will kill you!

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